What will the SDMB look like twenty years from now? Will you still be posting here? Will it even exist? I’m betting that it will still be around. Here’s my view of the SDMB in 20 years.
This Week’s Column - Why do AI computers still lose at Pictionary?
Straight Dope Classics - Was the atmosphere ever really green in Los Angeles?
Cecil’s Mailbag - What happened to Microsoft?
Comments on Cecil’s Columns
Please include the link to Cecil’s column - JillGat
Spaghetti Sucking: the answer is obvious - PhysicsStudent
Is Cecil just a piece of software? - CuriousOne
About This Message Board
What’s up with these stupid 3-D sound-enhanced smilies? - ChiefScott
Master List Reaches 10000 - ChromeReplicator
Tuba, when will we be getting a PREVIEW feature? - Louie
MPSIMS is down? - Bricker
General Questions
Why do we hover in a flyway and fly in a hoverway? - NewPoster
Beware of doubleposts, guess what I’m doing tonight? - manhattan
Turkish Space Shuttle Fuel Tanks - Ze Large Grizzly
WorldCensus2020, Under citizenship column, I put in World Citizen. Why do they need to know what country I’m from? - FreeMan
MPSIMS
Dammit You People Can All Kiss My A**. I’m sick of the whole lot of you. - Zette
What Happened to Mullinator? 20 years ago he said he’d be right back - Handy
My 30,000 post party - UncleBeer
Anyone Remember the Simpsons? - Ukulele Ike
Who is posting from Mars? - kellibelli
My biography of Madonna is being published! - Eve
My son is having metal pectorals installed to cover up his chest. Why do kids nowaday have to do this freaky stuff? - SqrlCub
BBQ Pit
JohnBot, from your posting style, it is obvious to me that you are an automated trollbot running on JohnXXIII’s computer. Your attempts to deny this simply make you look foolish. - tomndebb
tomndebb, You’re pathetic. Waaaaaaah - JohnBot
Leonardo DiC, GIVE IT UP ALREADY! You sucked then, and you suck now - AnyRationalPoster
Happy Friendly Smiling Posters can do the other thing. - Alphagene
Comments on Mailbag Answers
I am moving your post to “Comments on Cecil’s Column.” - CKDextHavn
Celestine Prophecy Proven True! - ABeliever
GreatDebates
Creationists - Your Final Chance! - DavidB
So how do you explain the first five seconds of the big bang? Dr. Schmullman shows that there are many problems with the current super-string theory. Therefore God Exists. - Ichthus
Headline! 10-year-old uses hand-held laser weapon to destroy supporting pylone of Brooklyn Bridge. This clearly demonstrates the need for laser control. - LiberalVoter
Lasers don’t destroy bridges, people destroy bridges. Don’t you dare abridge my constitutional rights. - MontanaMan
