Prevent cancer: smell your friends' farts

Enemies too, anybody, makes no difference. Whenever you smell that tell-tale odor of hydrogen sulfide, inhale and savor it. It’s good for you.

So says a study from the University of Exeter in England.

Hmm. I’m as health-conscious as the next guy but I think I’m gonna give this one a pass.

I see what you did there.

I think I’ll wait for the pill.

You just know this has got to be a fetish somewhere…

Traveling in South America, we considered H2S belching to be a self-diagnostic symptom of Giardia.

How 'bout some more beans, Mr Taggert?

My husband’s farts are BAD. He sent me the link to this article and wrote, “See how lucky you are to be married to me?”

Better keep close tabs on him. Don’t want to lose your inhaler.

I heard a stripper interviewed once who told of a man who would regularly pay her to fart in his face. Good to know he might have had a medical motivation.

Hubby and I no longer say, “excuse me”.
The offended party is now required to say, “Thank you”.
Offender says, “You’re welcome”.

Wait. Women fart?

If only we’d known this during the polio epidemic. Iron lungs could have done double duty as Dutch ovens.

I’ve been self medicating for decades.