I ran across an item in today’s MSNBC, sorry about not providing link, I am very computer illiterate. Anyhow, it deals with Britney Spears corresponding EMail to Prince William. Of course this is all on Ms. Jeanette Walls “The Scoop” Hollywood gossip column, so you gotta take it with a grain of salt.
According to the London Sun, Ms. Spears would love the idea of marrying into the Royal Family. To paraphrase: “Doesn’t every girl want to be a princess?”
Another “quote” from her recording company insiders.
“Britney thinks it would be just perfect. Even her name would work! Think of it: England’s Princess Britney! Plus she’s made a big deal about remaining a virgin, which is very important if your going to marry an heir to the throne.”
(Insert inbred, airhead, blonde joke here)
Oh my god, if this even half true, this pretty much evens up the damage the British have done to use starting with the burning of the White House all the way to inflicting A Flock Of Seagulls and the Spice Girls on us!
I say you go for it Britney! Oversee the building of Buckingham Mall as your first Royal project. To all my friends in England I’ve had the joy of meeting from my tour with the US Air Force over there, all I can say is “Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!”
No Matt, I don’t even think the Geneva Convention has anything to say about this. This is more of a cultural atrocity America would be committing on a helpless world.
Marrying the Prince of Wales’ male offspring would result in a humdrum sex life for the queen of pop - everyone knows ‘the son never goes down on Britney’.
That’s not funny. I have spent a long time convincing myself that Prince William will fall in love with my quirky American joy for living, and I won’t have years of delusion destroyed by that Spears Thing.
Besides, I heard she was boneing the kid from N’Sync. The little one with the funny hair. Or at least that’s what the DJs on the crappy top 40 station say, so I KNOW it must be true.
oh the poor Queen. And i was really hoping she would make it past 100 herself. Britney’s gonna bring down that family, oh… wait… they’re doing that themselves anyway…
well then, i wanna marry a princess, are there any good looking ones available?
If she marries him maybe we will see if the Diana conspiracies are true. She will either die in a few months or be involved in cloning Diana and/or having her brainstem and brain implanted in her to be a better looking person. You know that was the reason Diana died, didn’t you? She thought she was fat and ugly and wanted to look just like Britney Spears.
No, it would have to be the Hague accord. That was the treaty that banned soft point bullets and instruments of war designed specifically to cause undue suffering.
“I need ten million dollars to make Britney Spears my sex slave”
E. Cartman
Couldn’t we be missing a point here?
If she ever did marry William, he would then ascend to the throne with Britney as his wife. Then, at his choice, she could or could not become the Queen of England.
Britney Speaks, a sovereign head of state- shutter. Thank goodness it’s only a figurehead position now!
If I were still single I’d be angling for the Crown Princess of Sweden. Hey, my grandma says my college portrait makes me look like a King of Sweden. I was born for the role.
It ain’t gonna happen. Billy doesn’t go anywhere without a slew of people watching his every move. Do you think he can just hop on a plane and tie the knot in some cheesy Vegas chapel?
Trust me. He’ll marry a nice, blue-blooded Brit someday with a name like Elizabeth or Courtney.
Well, not the Geneva Convention, but if she was ever drafted, she’d fall under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (military law):
"UCMJ Punitive Article
927. ART. 125. SODOMY
(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.
(b) Any person found guilty of sodomy shall be punished as a court-martial may direct. "
Being she is evil, she must be a demon. By definition, a demon is not a person, but an animal. The Prince would be wise to avoid her. . . This goes without saying.
“UCMJ Punitive Article
927. ART. 127. EXTORTION
Any person subject to this chapter who communicates threats to another person with the intention thereby to obtain anything of value or any acquittance, advantage, or immunity is guilty of extortion and shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.”
She ain’t doing it for love, but just to be called a princess. I can’t think of any worse threat than that of marriage to the demon . . .
Just my $0.02.
“United States Code
TITLE 8 - ALIENS AND NATIONALITY , CHAPTER 12 - IMMIGRATION AND NATIONALITY SUBCHAPTER III - NATIONALITY AND NATURALIZATION
[Snipped for brevity . . .]
Section B:
(b) Hereditary titles or orders of nobility
In case the person applying for naturalization has borne any hereditary title, or has been of any of the orders of nobility in any foreign state, the applicant shall in addition to complying with the requirements of subsection (a) of this section, make under oath in the same public ceremony in which the oath of allegiance is administered, an express renunciation of such title or order of nobility, and such renunciation shall be recorded as a part of such proceedings.”
Okay, I found this in the USC. If she was a citizen, does this mean if she married and became “Princess Britney” that she would have to renounce citizenship?
