I had a tee-shirt made with the word “Sheeyit” printed over the left breast. Mostly because I was stationed on a Coast Guard base and we weren’t allowed to wear a tee-shirt with profanity printed on it. When I wore it, often I’d get stopped several times by someone who’d point to the legend and say it aloud a couple of times. Then they’d grin and walk off. And sometimes people would mention to me that I had sheeyit on my shirt.
Nobody ever hassled me about it.
I saw a guy with this in large, bold white letters on a black t:
Vegan
Straight Edge
Atheist
It made me chuckle and think that he must be a hit at parties.
Hey, he’s the guy who brings the good clove cigarettes!
Maybe he’s just very shy, and “I HAVE CHOLERA” proved insufficient for keeping strangers at bay.
This was on the back of the T-shirt?
Hey, it could happen…
Pretty sure Jesus actually said that, too.
I saw a bumper sticker that said “how can you be pro life and pro war?” Ridiculous. :smack:
When people ask me what is written on the shirt I’m wearing, I always reply: Thith thirt says “Thit!” Cause it does say exactly that (THIT!), in big, beautiful letters.
I actually saw a shirt that said, “Jesus is cumming!” with a cartoon Jesus with an O face that had a halo. It was about ten years ago, I have googled around trying to find an example, but I have turned up a dry well. It was sort of a 70s font if that helps.
It wasn’t like this, but this is an example. This one is much more blatent.
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/Jesus-Is-Coming-Open-Your-Mouth-T-shirt.htm
The link takes you to a t shirt company. Warning, its offensive and probably not what you want to click on at work or if you get pissed off about Jesus being depicted receiving a BJ. (tasteless link warning)
Well, it’s a paraphrase from the original Aramaic.