Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Brain: (on Hulk Hogan’s theme music) That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla: I’m almost afraid to ask…what’s your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Brain: (on Hulk Hogan’s theme music) That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla: I’m almost afraid to ask…what’s your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Brain: (on Hulk Hogan’s theme music) That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla: I’m almost afraid to ask…what’s your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.
Brain: REPO MAN! Last week, he repoed his own car. This man is nuts!
Mean Gene: About five years ago, he got my mother-in-law’s.
Brain (after a beat): About four years ago, everybody got your mother-in-law.
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Brain: (on Hulk Hogan’s theme music) That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla: I’m almost afraid to ask…what’s your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
By the time The Iron Sheik makes it to the ring, it’ll be WrestleMania 38. (Said during the entrances of the Gimmick Battle Royal at WrestleMania 17)
Keep it simple for the humanoids (his response to Gorilla Monsoon on commentary, when Gorilla used some polysyllabic scientific term)
This is not fair to Flair! (Repeated often during Flair’s appearance in the 1992 Royal Rumble, where he started third but managed to shock the world and win)
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Yeah, but whose side is he on? (Said during Hulk Hogan’s entrance to eventually turn on WCW and form the New World Order)
Brain: (on Hulk Hogan’s theme music) That’s my second favorite song.
Gorilla: I’m almost afraid to ask…what’s your favorite?
Brain: All the rest are tied.
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.
REPO MAN! Last week, he repoed his own car. This man is nuts!
Mean Gene: About five years ago, he got my mother-in-law’s.
Brain (after a beat): About four years ago, everybody got your mother-in-law.
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
How did I get downgraded from 9 to 10? I was happy with 9.
Wrestlers in Movies, 20th Century Edition
Roddy Piper, They Live, 1988
Great fight scene with Keith David, recreated in Saints Row 4 (where both Roddy and Keith were companion NPCs). Also, while probably not the first time he said it, Piper’s quote “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Karras played Mongo, the guy that knocked out a horse in Blazing Saddles. He wrestled professionally before his first season with the Detroit Lions. In addition, Karras played professional wrestlers in two movies. In Babe, 1976 he played the real professional wrestler George Zaharias. In Mad Bull, 1977 he played the title character, fictional wrestler Iago ‘Mad Bull’ Karkas.
Kevin Nash, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, 1991
Stanislaus Zbyszko, Night and the City, 1950
Zbyszko plays an old veteran wrestler who, in his first scene, walks out in disgust on a then-modern day style of wrestling match that he denounces as a “circus”. Complaining about how phony the current wrestling is compared to how it used to be is nothing new, apparently.