Product lables you would like to see

Made with 100% cis-fat

Now with less sodium! We’re using all-natural salt.

I’ve always wanted to see some generic labeled “Food.”

SPAM - Now with real SPAM!

“Soylent Green” :smiley:

“Made without slave labor” and “Made without sweatshop labor”; last I heard those were illegal.

A company I used to work for made a lot of food labels. I always wanted to put together a mock-up of a label for Soylent Green. Complete with the Simpsons joke “Now with more girls!”

bachelor chow™

100% food product®

not suitable for animal consumption

See http://www.tombihn.com/page/001/CTGY/CARELABEL

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Bachelor Chow: Purina Bachelor Chow - Nutritional Excellence Formula

ATTENTION LARDASSES: ENTIRE CONTENTS OF 24oz PACKET DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SINGLE PORTION