Made with 100% cis-fat
Now with less sodium! We’re using all-natural salt.
I’ve always wanted to see some generic labeled “Food.”
SPAM - Now with real SPAM!
“Soylent Green” 
“Made without slave labor” and “Made without sweatshop labor”; last I heard those were illegal.
A company I used to work for made a lot of food labels. I always wanted to put together a mock-up of a label for Soylent Green. Complete with the Simpsons joke “Now with more girls!”
bachelor chow™
100% food product®
not suitable for animal consumption
You asked for it…
Bachelor Chow: Purina Bachelor Chow - Nutritional Excellence Formula
ATTENTION LARDASSES: ENTIRE CONTENTS OF 24oz PACKET DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SINGLE PORTION