Professional people who have turned you on!

[Joe_Cool]

aw, damn. I thought the title said "professional people who have TURNED ON YOU. I thought we were gonna get stories like “The Dentist” (ever see that movie with Corben Bernson?) where you go to get your teeth cleaned and ended up with your mouth sewed shut and your heart stapled to your sleeve.

Imagine my disappointment.

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There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all,
but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust.
– Demosthenes

Joe Cool

[dougie_monty]

Joe Cool commented:
aw, damn. I thought the title said

"professional people who have TURNED ON YOU. I thought we were gonna get stories like “The Dentist” (ever see that movie with Corben Bernson?) where you go to get your teeth cleaned and ended up with your mouth sewed shut and your heart stapled to your sleeve.

Sounds like you saw that ghastly movie Little Shop of Horrors, in which Steve Martin played a sadistic dentist!!
I would rather get dental work done by a woman dentist who 1) Doesn’t realize she hasn’t buttoned up properly, and 2) Keeps gently brushing by me!!