I’ve recently got a new female doctor. She’s a fairly attractive woman. I went in today for a physical.
In the room with me, as she’s telling me to drop trough is a nurse. A top heavy, over the fucking top gorgeous nurse!
As the Doc is touching my man bits, it happened, I started to chub up. Now I want to jump off a fucking bridge.
I get that this is perfectly normal and doctors see this all the time; but come on man! Two attractive women telling an unsuspecting dude to basically get naked in front of them?! I never stood a chance!
At least have a guy nurse in there instead of the hot one. That way it will make it more weird for the patient, thus less likely he’ll get an erection.
Some guys get all the luck. I have to make do with a shriveled up old hag who should have retired years ago. And a male nurse, no less. Not my cup o’ teat.
I heard a story about an actor who said this to an actress he was about to do a love scene with - “Something may or may not happen while we’re shooting the scene, and either way, I apologize in advance.” I’m sure all female doctors and nurses are familiar with the inclinations of the male anatomy.
I had an attractive male resident physician (I’m a straight female) do an eye and ear check on me when I was being examined regarding my migraines. And by check, I mean turn out the lights, bring out the scopes, and lean firmly into one shoulder and then the other as he looked into my eyes and ears, face mere inches from mine.
Then he turned on the lights and immediately checked my blood pressure and pulse. Which were elevated somewhat. Surprise.
He of course commented on that. Since we both worked for the same hospital, I tried to figure out how to tell him in a professional manner that perhaps switching the order of those examinations would produce more accurate readings, but failed, and just said I’m a little out of shape.
At the next visit, I noticed he’d switched the order of those exams.
My doctor’s quite handsome, and more than one woman has told me that he could do their breast or pelvic exam any day of the week. :rolleyes: It’s not any different when he does it vs. a nerdy guy, trust me.
I’ve never had it done by a woman, but I have heard far more horror stories about female OB/GYNs than male ones.
I’ve also heard that it’s extremely common for a man to get an erection while he’s having a prostate exam, regardless of who’s doing it. :eek:
I’m curious how often doctors observe a “reaction” in male patients during the exam. Are there any statistics on it? Or can any of our medical professionals comment on what they’ve seen?
I mean, when we say it’s normal, are we talking about 50% of exams or 1%?
I’ve occasionally wondered, while donating blood, if it’s more common for the donor to pass out when the technicians are attractive. It’s a non-negligible fraction of the amount of blood in a unit, after all.
Can’t remember where I heard it but I recall a story about a guy who got an erection in front of his female doctor, for which he apologized. She took a pencil out her pocket and gave the head of his penis a thwack! Result: instantaneous de-bonerization.
This has never happened to me. My regular doctor, although gay, is not particularly appealing to me, and he is in and out of there so fast I hardly have time to blink. I always suspect that he’s afraid of me thinking he’s having a good time.
The last couple of years I have gone to a specialist due to a prostate cancer scare. Now he is very, very thorough. Very thorough. It’s like he’s digging for gold nuggets. But it must be his bedside manner, because there is no hint of pleasure on either side. In the right circumstances I can certainly be susceptible, but for me a doctor’s office ain’t it.
Roddy
When I went in for my vasectomy the assisting nurse looked about 21 or 22 and very hot (red hair, green eyes - the works).
I stripped down and hopped on the table and she said she needed to give the ‘area’ a bit more of a shave.
My brain was going: Attractive young woman messing around with dangly bits :)(semi-chub) - she has a razor (deflation) and they are about to cut your nut-sack open and cauterise things :eek::eek::eek: (shrinkage).
(deflation) and they are about to cut your nut-sack open and cauterise things :eek::eek::eek: (shrinkage).