Actresss Rene Russo told a story in an interview about the first love scene she ever shot – her co-star told her, “If I do, I’m sorry. If I don’t… I’m sorry.” 
That was the identical solution I was told by a nursing student in the 1960’s. Some legends never die, they just get harder…to refute.
“An” typically precedes a vowel. How about “an atypical doctor visit.” Though I’m curious as to how many of his patients get chubbies when he grabs their junk.
I’ve heard it attributed to Denzel Washington. My gyno Dr. for awhile looked like a young Jean Claude van damm. Very uncomfortable for me so I changed.
In response to cat.
This is weird to me. I don’t even get a hard on watching strippers. Getting one in a doctor’s office? Seriously?
George C. Scott. I don’t remember which movie/actress.
I think your dick is broken.
Well, I’m 51, so there is that.
I think you flatter yourself!
As Brent Butt* put it, “It’s like he’s going after the last pickle in the jar!” :eek:
*Appropriate name for this quote!
ETA: George C. Scott, eh? You guys are my external memory. 
The company sent you there because of questions regarding your “preferences?”
Do what I do: sing Moon River and then ask him both “You ever serve time?” and “You using the whole fist, doc?”
Well, there are no board rules against having an inflated ego sir.
Anyway, think god for Obamacare. I finally got a woman to touch my manly bits.
See? This is why kids need to practice times-tables in their heads…
Typo Of The Day!
If a guy were to get an erection during a genital exam I would ignore it and just complete the exam. However if a patient presents with the complaint of penile pain and already has an erection when I go to start the exam and tries to push my hands into specific positions I will have security escort them out.
Aside from the above scenario the only patients I’ve examined who had an erection were there for priapism. But I don’t do primary care. If I’m doing a genital exam it’s because the patient has pain, discharge or some other genital problem. Which I would imagine makes one less likely to become aroused.
Dammit! The perfect one liner ruined by a typo!
Related thread from a few years back: nurses and erections question.
This is secondhand, but one year my family doctor was doing physical exams of high school students going out for varsity sports. She was surprised at the way most of the guys got hard-ons, which from her tone of voice she clearly found quite annoying more than anything else.
I reminded her that boys in that age range got hard-ons from anything from a light breeze to a stray thought, and that a physical exam administered by an attractive woman (which she was and is) was well above that level; of course most of them were going to get hard.
your cat made you change doctors?
what a bitchy little puss.