This post has devolved into a huge hijack, but I need a little catharsis right now, so skip it if you want or don’t, but I’m going to post it for my own mental health. Thanks for understanding.
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And how is the professor actually teaching the student to deal with that? Just telling him to suck it? Here’s a much quicker way to teach about the real world:
“Hey Left Hand of Dorkness, in the so-called real world, which by the way is actually a big myth promulgated by educators, half-wits, and coffee advertisers*, you are going to get stuck with worthless fuckers who’ll screw you over by being lazy, dishonest, stupid, or otherwise. Get it? Since you’re at least as smart as a bonobo, I’m sure the lesson is now clear.”
Ta-da! Lesson learned.
Now how about the professor get back to his job of teaching the subject and not what he thinks the so-called real world may be. Oh, wait, he’s “been in the real world”? How much of it? Let me guess, does he also think that by turning a wrench on a production line he knows how a factory works?
So let’s think about this: is the course an economics course wherein you are learning about free-riding and methods for dealing with it? Is the course social psychology wherein you are learning about the great experiments arising from the Kitty Genovese murder? Does the course explicitly teach you how to make groups effective, and this is an exercise in applying what you’ve learned? If not, then the “real world” arguments break down, and the nonsense that it is becomes obvious.
You know that even in court, if someone fucks you over on a group project, you can often get a second chance, time extension, or other consideration! This myth about the real world may be a nice fiction to scare children, but it isn’t even remotely true. So don’t let anybody railroad you on the real-world argument. If you want, I can write a discourse about how multimillion-dollar developments are often held up by the most stupid stuff, and the reality is that people have to shrug and say, “Yeah, it sucks, but it’s life.” How do I know? Because I live it.
Trust me, that Donald-Trump**, uber-business shtick is not even close to reality. He’s successful either by luck, or he changed his ways and completely forgot. If he tried to pull off a development deal in a real community with that hard-ass attitude, he’d be in litigation long after his competitor started raking in cash hand over fist. How do I know? That’s my job. And shit gets done far, far more quickly by being human than by being real-world. Trust me, I’ve come to the point where I laugh at lawsuit threats. Fuck them if they threaten me. I do what’s right, what I’m legally, ethically, and morally bound to do, and some hard-nosed fucktard is going to regret fucking with my community. Any any victory he obtains will be Pyrric; however, it doesn’t have to be that way, which some insane few seem to not understand. To put it another way, being nice, friendly, intelligent, cooperative, and giving a shit about people will obviate the real-world myth in at least 99% of the cases. That’s a lesson for the real world that you don’t have to experience to learn!
Good og, sorry for ranting, but I am so pissed off today, and it’s due in large part to the juxtaposition of the real-world myth applied in the actual real world vs. ignoring the real-world myth and just being bona fide humans. I mean, I’ve been told that there’s a legal principle that to get equity one must give equity, and it makes such a difference. Heh, in the real world a well placed “no” is sometimes the absolutely best thing a person can hear. Will your group exercise teach you that? Fuck.
*Phlosphr, I know you’re the first, so you know I’m not calling you a half-wit. The jury is still out on coffee advertiser, though. 
**I’m actually generalizing on what very little I know about Trump. I sincerely apologize to Mr. Trump if I am mischaraterizing his M.O. Please accept my apology for any error on my part. Indeed, didn’t he fire some slob for fucking over some other person? I can’t remember.
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Yeah, group projects suck. Best of luck. Thanks for letting me get all that off my chest. 