Or perhaps more accurately, Happy Old Penis.
So much for “shooting pool with a rope.”
The Chinese go about this somewhat differently.
I just wanna say that if I ever have to change my user name, I’m changing it to Pinto Alegre. 
Wait a minute waitaminute…
Just what the hell are “pinto beans” then? :dubious:
Elf testicles. Really.
If viagra was invented a few decades earlier, and freely distributed in Asia, we’d probably still have black rhinos.