Promises, Promises....(the chocolate kind)

My Dove Promises are telling me things I already know!

“You know what? You look good in red.” Well DUH!

“Discover yourself.” Uh, I already do that. Probably too much. :stuck_out_tongue:

“Naughty can be nice.” As I found out when I wore red and discovered myself.

Come on Dove Promises! Give me something I can use. I will continue to eat you until you do.

You will stop eating them when you get good advice?

Yeah, they’re all getting eaten either way, aren’t they? I suppose I should send you another bag to get the appropriate answer, no?

If I get good advice from them, then that would be a good reason to keep eating them, no?

My creative limits for chocolate consumption justification know no bounds. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, another bag may have to answers to life’s most puzzling questions, a definitive ruling on evolution, and the origins of the universe. Please send post haste.