Proof that Mr. Athena is an adult and I am not

No, he eats sweets like there’s no tomorrow. No leaving brownies on the plate. He’s normal in that respect.

HOWEVER, as much as I would like In Conceivable to be right, I’m afraid it 'taint so. He spent the evening rearranging his office. He then, fiiiinnnnnaaaalllly set up the computer. It’s awesome - the surround sound is really cool. He played with that a while, putting CDs in and out. Then he tried to set up his internet connection, which required ME to quit Everquest and go help him. 20 minutes and much swearing later, we got that up and running. He then proceeded to INSTALL HIS WORK SOFTWARE PACKAGES. Yup, at 9:30 pm, he decided to see if he could connect to his WORK server.

At the moment, he’s copying files from his old computer - WORK ones, not GAME or PERSONAL or even !@#$@ PORN ones - and is surfing the Internet.

I flipped open the CD folder where all the game CDs are, and left them on his desk as a gentle reminder. I mentioned “boy, I bet Morrowind will look really cool on that machine.” He replied “Hey, where’s the Office XP CD?”

<slams head on desk>