Santa’s Village
Obey the Rules:
1.) Beware the color Red, for it is His Color.
2.) Heed the 25th of December, for He is Coming.
3.) He Knows when you are Sleeping, He Knows When You’re Awake
4.) Go not to the Back of the Hall Closet that we Do Not Speak Of.
5.) Touch not the Milk and the Cookies, for they are His Food.
Whaddya Think?
Hmmm. If you can get Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis to star, you just might get studio approval!
I dunno…what is the big twist going to be?
That Santa is really your parents?
Might just work. That’s as lame a twist as most of his movies have. 
And M. Night in a cameo as a really tall elf.
Small hijack here…
When I was a kid, I was TERRIFIED of Santa Claus. It used to seriously creep me out to think that he was sneaking into our house at night. I couldn’t get my head around the idea that it was cool for him to do, but bad for anyone else.
/hijack
We need a courageous child, perhaps with an extraordinary ability. Maybe…
or
thwartme
And called upon to take up yet another burden is the beloved child of the village, a child upon whose blameless face is borne the mark of the Bad Color. Upon his son must call Good Brother Donner, the safety and seclusion of childhood for to forsake. Put aside all childish fear, lay aside all reindeer games, and forth into the forest go, one foggy Christmas Eve, must young Master Rudolf, the sleigh to guide.