I propose, in light of the recent reluctance of SuperHal to return to his thread about the frozen chicken debacle and answer one simple question, that there should be a board rule that read thusly: If a previous thread of yours has more than two people pleading for you to return to the thread to clarify a point and you don’t, you will not be allowed to post in any other threads or start a new one until you do. Every time you try to post, you will be automatically directed back to your previous thread and asked (politely) to ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION! As soon as you do (and a mod checks your work to make sure you ANSWERED the question and didn’t just post a vague reply) you will be allowed to post elsewhere.
All in favor?
And while we are at it, I think that there should be a new traffic law that says if you are stuck in slow-moving traffic on the highway for five or ten minutes, whether it be for construction, an accident or one of those mysterious slowdowns that seem to have no cause, you get to speed for an equal amount of time once you are past the slowdown point.
It only seems fair.