There was an eBay auction that purported to be selling some of Big Ben’s blood from his accident today. Could I substitute that for the blood of Jesus?
What if I was a Cowboys fan (I’m not)?
Is that why your head’s shaped like that?
HASTUR
HASTUR
HAST- ribbit
Are we supposed to be talking about Jesus, or Carrie ???
Jesus went to the Prom?
Judas betrayed him by wearing the same outfit, and Peter denied he’d helped them both at the rental place.
I guess that answers the question of whether God can make a soda so carbonated that He can’t drink it.
I didn’t think it was possible, but reading this is making me more of an atheist.
If I only read one of them will I turn into an agnostic?
Actually, I better not try it. If I get the X, Mr. m will probably divorce me and I’ll have to start hanging out with the pious people in my family. Besides, I’m afraid having the blood o’ Christ all over the house will attract ants or something.
Well, I didn’t say it three times, but I did copy and paste it three times into a document.
The document was then saved.
ba doom ching
I think this will have a bigger impact.
HAVAH NAGILAH
HAVAH NAGILAH
HAVAH NAGILAH VENISMECHAH
HAVAH NAGILAH
HAVAH NAGILAH
HAVAH NAGILAH VENISMECHAH
HAVAH NERANENAH
HAVAH NERANENAH
HAVAH NERANENAH VENISMECHAH
Well, I don’t think I’m now Jewish, but I do have a strange urge to dance.
I am an atheist .I swear to god I am.
I recorded myself saying this, played it backwards and distinctly heard the phrase: “Paul is dead”
Anglicans?
It’s not even noon and I just conclusively proved that there’s no god. Everything should be this easy.
I am reminded of a bit of Christian music by Carmen (note, I am an atheist, I was a born-again wholly babbly thumper, there you go) in which he gave the typical responses to evangelism.
Evangelist: Are you washed in the blood of the lamb?
Evangelee*: I HOPE NOT!
Cheers,
Q
*I am aware “evangelee” is possibly not a word.
Gee thanks. 20 years since I heard that song and now its stuck in my head.
Endlessly. Just fucking fantastic. :rolleyes:
Maybe god is punishing me! 
Cheers,
Q
JUST WASH THE BLOOD OF JESUS OVER WHERE YOU LIVE AT AND IT WILL BE FINE. I CALL IT DONE.
Ok, but now the dog is licking up the blood of Jesus I spilled everywhere…does this mean the dog is divine or hellbound (hellhound?)
Sincerely,
Confused
G