"Prove you're an atheist"

[Bites_When_Provoked]

@KGS

I WILL KISS THE GOAT

[Guitar Solo: Shermann / Guitar Solo: Denner]

The combination of those two sentences gave me a vivid mental image of Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me, while I kiss this goat.
And yeah, you were whooshed big time. But even so, I -like- that email. Of course, if I was to send it on to the glurgy types at the office I’d likely get fired*.

I ask you - where’s the equality?

*…it’d probably be worth it, mind you.

[KGS]

@The Chao Goes Mu

KGS,

Yes my friend, you have been whooshed. Although your post had me snerking coffee through my nose.

Yeah well, fundie Xtians always get my hackles up. Spot-on imitation, though. And it’s good practice for me.

[Spongemom]

@KGS

Yeah well, fundie Xtians always get my hackles up. Spot-on imitation, though. And it’s good practice for me.

I reacted the same way you did, up until this line:

The only thing you can do to FREE yourself is to praise SATAN three times and send the e-mail on to three friends. That will UNDO the Unforgiveable Sin and free you!

Then I went .