Over 30 years ago, in a discount department store in Nashville: Oral Sex: it’s a dark and dirty job, but someone has to do it
I recently saw one that was so bizarre that I’m trying to make myself think I imagined it. In my neighborhood, So Cal mostly liberal area, a guy was walking into his house with a shirt that said, well: I BLEED WHITE … [ellipsis imagined, I don’t know if there was more].
Putting aside the, pretty sure you don’t-you wanna try? thing, could it possible mean a sports team or beer or anything. Please Oh Lord, make it mean something else.
Perhaps a Real Madrid fan?
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
In the vein of ’ I am with stupid’ I saw a couple, guy had on tee that said ’ I am with my side bitch’ rude!
You saw something in English in Pacoima?
Okay, okay, back in the early 20th century when you were there, one could still see English occasionally there. Nowadays, it’s all Spanish from horizon to horizon – Arleta, Panorama City, even much of Van Nuys…
– Senegoid, Pacoima Jr. High School, class of 1963
In the obnoxious bumper sticker category, high in my list is
Contrast that with the more gentle religious sentiment, also popular on bumpers:
There was also:
but also:
and:
:eek:
Saw a guy in Cancun wearing a shirt that read, I wouldn’t fuck you for practice. Yeah I’m sure he thought he’d be fighting off the women wearing that. What an idiot.
Or he has leukemia?
I’ll throw in my bumpersticker story.
My BFF work friend has an electric-blue Civic and is a nice, uber-liberal chick and I’m her bestie gay lady.
One day in the parking lot I saw what I thought was her car and was aghast! There were several bumperstickers along the lines of “Abortion Stops a Beating Heart,” “Defund Planned Parenthood,” “God Said it and I Believe it!,” and “Marriage = Adam + Eve, Not Adam + Steve!”
:eek::eek::eek:
Turns out that there’s someone who drives the exact car as she and is, apparently, not-so-liberal.
And a street sign: some folks near here put out a big sign on the street outside their home that read “WATCH OUR CHILDREN!” (as in, don’t squish our spawn who dart into the street). Someone taped a sign to it that said “WATCH YOUR OWN DAMN KIDS!”
My favorite is “Science doesn’t care what you believe”.
Young Woman wearing this T Shirt. “I May Not Be Mrs. “Right”, But I’ll Fuck You Until She Comes Along”.
The lil’wrekker wears a t-shirt that says "I Will be a dangerous woman, til one is in charge of the red button in the Whitehouse "
I saw at Taste of Seattle a few years ago someone wearing a homemade David Bowie shirt saying “I Fucked Mick Jagger”. Apparently, they were bootleg shirts from a Bowie show at Seattle’s Key Arena.
Not remotely recent, but two t-shirts I saw at a local flea market as a child in the 1980s and got stuck in my mind:
One had an illustration of a cute kitten, and above that said “Big cats are dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone.”
The other had a cartoonish image of a flexing body builder, and above that said “I work hard/I play hard/I stay hard.”
Bumper sticker: “Bee healthy. Eat your honey daily.”
T-shirt worn by female shift supervisor :eek: circa 1975 when you could get away with it:
“A hard man is good to find”
This one made more sense in the days before Japanese cars upped the reliability game:
“if it has tits or tires, you’re gonna have problems.”
Saw a shirt in a tee-shirt place, it had really tiny words ’ if you can read this, you’re too fucking close’ big letters ‘BACK OFF’
There’s a small grocery store near my house that I only stop in if I’m in a hurry and really need something. The clientele there are a somewhat odd bunch. A few weeks ago the guy checking out in front of me was wearing a t-shirt that said “Fuck Your Feelings”. From the looks of him, I’m guessing the shirt accurately reflected his true nature.