Ps love the cat

Thread Games
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  1. Posts must be 6 lines only
  2. Each line is an ascending number of simple words
  3. You must express yourself in ALL CAPS
  4. The fourth line must be “PS LOVE THE CAT,” regardless of the subject matter

Sestets can be nonsense:
One word is: BANANA
Two words are: ELEPHANT’S TRUNK
Three words are: REMEMBER THE ALAMO
Four words are: PS LOVE THE CAT
Five words are: A WOMAN’S RED, POOFY DRESS
Six words are: IS THIS GONNA BE ON TIKTOK?

Tell a story about cats:
OUCH!
BAD KITTY
PLAYS TOO ROUGH
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
WHERE IS THE ANTISEPTIC OINTMENT?
THAT’S SURELY GONNA LEAVE A MARK

Or have nothing to do with a cat:
HEY!
TRY SHIMMER
BEST STUFF EVER
PS LOVE THE CAT
SHIMMER IS A FLOOR WAX
BUT IT’S ALSO A DESSERT TOPPING

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Here’s mine:

MEOW!
FEED ME!
IT’S DINNER TIME!
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?
I’M DYING OF HUNGER, YOU KNOW!

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Yowl!

Not today.

Don’t touch toe-beans.

P.S. Love the Cat

I told you, You were warned.

Now you get the toe-bean knife treatment!

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Let’s see…

WHAT?
WHAT’S THAT?
YOU SAID WHAT?
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAIID?
I NEVER KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON

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Here’s mine.

NO!
I WOULD
NEVER EAT A
(P.S. LOVE THE CAT)
STEAK THAT’S COOKED WELL DONE
I MIGHT AS WELL EAT LEATHER!

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HELLO
KENNEL SUCKS
COME BACK SOON
P.S. LOVE – THE CAT
P.P.S. KENNEL FINE – THE DOG
KENNEL HAS GREAT SNACKS – THE LION

P.P.P.S. I tried t o post this without any other text and got an “Error occurred. Body seems unlikely. Is it a complete sentence?” message. Let’s see if this version works.

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Here’s another one:

CAN’T
WRITE THIS
ALL IN CAPS
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
BUT I’LL FIND A WAY
TO MAKE IT WORK, BY GOLLY

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I

SEE THAT

SO SO DUMB

(ps, love the cat)

i gave up and shrunk.

(I still messed it up, aaaccckk)

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MEOW!
HI OPAL!
I MISS OPALCAT!
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
DID I DO THAT WRONG?
HI OPAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN THIRD!

Psspsspss: I tried to post this without any other text and got an error message because there didn’t appear to be a complete sentence!

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SHIT!
GODDAM FELINE!
MAULED MY HAND!
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
LIKE A BOUT OF TOXOPLASMOSIS!
WHERE’S MY TREBUCHET? ‘SCUSE ME — CATAPULT?

(Discourse is next!)

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HEY;

YOU CATFISH.

(P.S. LOVE THE CAT)

I DO LOVE FISH.

ENDEAVOR TO PERSEVERE. GETS BETTER!

:heart::speech_balloon:

I hate the nanny bot

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so…

CARL
DUNGEON CRAWLER
CARL AND DONUT
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
WITH DONUT’S PET MONGO TOO
AGAINST INSANE AI REALITY SHOW PROGRAM

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GREETINGS
I HOPE
YOU ARE WELL
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT
CRAZY GODDAMN CATERWAULING EVERY BLESSED NIGHT

:weary_cat:

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@ELLIENEO
NOW WITH
HER MEXICAN FIANCE
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
SHE’S HAVING A GOOD TIME
WE JUST HAD A VIDEO CHAT

I liked this one.

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INSIDE
OUTSIDE PLEASE
BACK INSIDE PLEASE
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
YOU SAY I AM FRUSTRATING
I JUST HAVE LOTS OF FOMO

(Ahh, cats and doors)

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DARLING
FURRY NIGHT
PICK YOUR COSTUME
PS LOVE THE CAT
[[LINE CENSORED BY PRUDISH MODS]]
SAME TIME AGAIN NEXT WEEK DEAR?
:smiling_cat_with_heart_eyes:

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And…

MACAVITY
MYSTERY CAT
DECEITFULNESS AND SUAVITY
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
A FIEND IN FELINE SHAPE
WHEN CRIME’S DISCOVERED: MACAVITY’S NOT THERE

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After fighting Discourse.

  • AVAST
  • NEED BALLAST
  • VERY LIMITED OPTIONS
  • PS LOVE THE CAT
  • FORTUNATELY AM SAILING A CATERMARAN
  • DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M HELLBOUND
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BRETHREN
PAPAL ENCYCLICAL
FROM HIS HOLINESS
P.S. LOVE THE CAT
(THAT’S WHY I PICKED “LEO.”)
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND GOD. AMEN.

:cat_face: :lion:

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And

LASAGNA
ODIE, JOHN
SLEEP ALL DAY
(PS LOVE THE CAT)
JIM DAVIS RAKES IN MOOLAH
SYNDICATION WILL LAST FOR ALL ETERNITY