PSA-Beware of Drunken Moose

Yes, we’re talking Bullwinkle on a bender. Watch me pull the story out of my hat. Presto! With 9 more moose-related stories in another box! :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh yeah budy, whydochnca **SHADDuP!!{/b]

Wanna tak e it outside?? Huh … I’m gona throw ip…

A moose can be dangerous enough when it’s sober.

A drunken Møøse once bit my sister…

Was he a member of LOOM?