Yes, we’re talking Bullwinkle on a bender. Watch me pull the story out of my hat. Presto! With 9 more moose-related stories in another box! 
Oh yeah budy, whydochnca **SHADDuP!!{/b]
Wanna tak e it outside?? Huh … I’m gona throw ip…
A moose can be dangerous enough when it’s sober.
A drunken Møøse once bit my sister…
Was he a member of LOOM?