I am amazed. Interestuing photo:
Poor thing.
I thought it was the squirrel that flew?
“That trick never works!”
Hey Rocky, watch me pull an electric wire out of my hat…
“I gotta get another hat!”
A truly funny picture - less so once I saw that the moose had to be shot.
my sïster suspended a møøse once.
I can’t imagine how scared and confused he was. 
I have to say too bad for the moose. It’s ashame it had to happen.
It did happen though and I have to laugh at it because it’s so absurd and bizarre as to be a funny situation anyhow. Had I seen it in person I would have laughed until I got a side ache that made it hurt to breath. It’s so damn funny. You can’t set up something to be as funny as that if you tried.
What does that mean? Was he really well hung or something? A five foot moose doesn’t seem huge to me. Maybe all the moose I’ve seen were gigantic.
That was what I thought. Maybe that was the antler span. A five foot moose is a baby almost.
I believe like most livestock they are measured at the shoulder. There’s a couple of feet of head* above that.
- the metric system makes so much more sense than this drivel!
Obviously he was well-hung. He didn’t fall, now, did he? 
The outcome is sad, but I had to laugh a little at the absurdity of the situation.
Moose are graded by the spread of their rack (horns), so a “60 inch moose” would be one with a five-foot span across the antlers.
These critters get themselves into some very odd situations. There was one that somehow managed to get up on the roof of one of the local greenhouses. The employees came to work and were there for some time before somebody looked up and saw, dangling over his head, the legs that had poked through the plastic. The animal had to be tranq-ed and lifted off with a crane.
Am I the only one who came into this thread thinking it was going to be about some disgusting English dessert?
You beat me to it. Insert scorn ________ (here).
That makes sense thanks for clarifying.