" ‘That is well said,’ replied Candide, ‘but we must cultivate our garden.’ ”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”
“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”
“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.”
“Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.”
“Nobody goes there anymore…it’s too crowded.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
“Still a man hears what he wants to hear / And disregards the rest.”
“I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.”
“No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.”
Voltaire, Candide
Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding, Animal Crackers
Joe Mantell as Walsh, Chinatown
Cary Grant
John F. Kennedy
Attributed to Yogi Berra
Parodied as “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.”
Simon and Garfunkel, The Boxer
Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken
H.L. Mencken (often paraphrased as “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people” or “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”)
“For in Calormen, story-telling (whether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you’re taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays.”
“One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.”
“I pardon you.”
“Beyonce made one of the best videos ever!”
“Ah, but in the morning, I will be sober. You however, will still be ugly.”
“What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what you feel there is to lose.”
“Better to lose a minute in your life than your life in a minute.”
“Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I’m bored and old.”
For the moon never beams without bringing me beams of the beautiful Annabel Lee. And the stars never rise but I see the bright eyes of the beautiful Annabel Lee.