Good one!
My favorite sport is American rules football, but I have to admit I can’t really defend the name. I’ve heard a lot of jokes about the name, but “handegg” is the funniest I’ve read in a while. It’s too damn true. Don’t drop it!
It’s also the subject of a story called “Joe and the Magic Bean.”
In other news, construction of the secret world domination headquarters underneath Toronto is on schedule and under budget. (Canadian bankers, remember?) We tell the world it’s only condos and office buildings. And that thing under Union Station is totally a mall. Totally. 