Starting a new thread here since, per Malleus, Incus, Stapes! the other one got too long:
**Boob play.
Which of these titles for a play do you like the most? **
Uhh, aren’t they asking the same thing?
Oh, wait, that says “titles”, not “titties”. Carry on.
What is the biggest exposed conspiracy?
The “Pit Bull” Myth
Really? Are the Illuminati behind it?
Being evil conspirators, I would expect them to prefer cats over dogs. Preferably cats with long white fur they can stroke while contemplating evil.
**Questions about US military special forces units
Ninjas **
Significant and insignificant
Argent Towers, you suck
Four Seattle police officers ambushed and shot dead
No, no, it’s the other way around!
Have you seen my pig?
Sheehan encounter
Do illegal immigrants have any ways of dealing with unfair employers?
Medications taken anally?
The Scrooge Management Method
[ul]
[li]Please don’t tip our employees[/li][li]** Holiday depression? Why?**[/li][/ul]
Wars R Us
[ul]
[li]Lending Club Experiences[/li][li]** M1 Abrams vs. Leopard 2**[/li][/ul]
Your Neighborhood Association Meeting
[ul]
[li]How much of an asshole can you be in public before getting arrested? [/li][li] The mysteries of your neighborhood[/li][/ul]
Tom Cruise - Couch Potato
[ul]
[li]Dreams so odd they cannot even be expressed[/li][li]** Anyone here a Scientologist?**[/li][/ul]
Why does anyone use AOL? What are some alternatives?
Medications taken anally?
**When did the cheating occur in this scenario?
What constitutes cheating? **
You need to work out the criteria first.
**WTF – things you don’t see every day
Have you seen my pig? **
**Views you’ve never heard expressed anywhere except the SDMB
Women: Do you get horny? **
Yes, I would say if I expressed that anywhere other than the SDMB, I’d get my face slapped.
**Is this sentence grammatically correct?
Ice in ethanol **
No, it’s not because it’s a sentence fragment.
**If you’re going to bring your dog into the office, you can’t really expect other people to watch it. **
Have you seen my pig?
This ain’t the zoo, dammit.
Why would a small “bead” of mercury appear in the bowl of my toilet?
What in the heck is in my water?
You may well ask…
**WTF – things you don’t see every day
Have you seen my pig?
**
Not today, I haven’t
**If you’re going to bring your dog into the office, you can’t really expect other people to watch it.
Man, just let the dog die in peace **
That’s a bit cold. Call the animal shelter first at least.
WTF – things you don’t see every day
A WTF email from Verizon. . .
I wouldn’t think that would be all that uncommon.
A Triple Play:
** Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus
“Reconciling” Science and Relgion
Is there any other way to get to Heaven? **
**Who do you think you are, computer repairman?
But… I’m white… and I have a jacket!
**
What temperature is "Hot as F*"
Hot Toddies, oh how I love Thee! **
**Best freakin’ line you’ve heard lately.
What’s up with the bags of dog crap left in the parks? **