Foreign language Dopers–What is your word for “fart”?
Is it impossible to hit perfect notes on fretless instruments?
Sometimes I can hit a perfect C…
** Notre Dame’s new head football coach will be…
Hottest of the televison geek girls. **
The locker room talks will be interesting at any rate
**Is it right that being in debt is almost normal now?
A (somewhat) simple money management system **
Alright, who does Lady Gaga sound like?
The Devils Music!
What did the mathematition say after Thanksgiving?
I think my marriage is finished
I don’t get it.
Creepy couplet:
**Have you ever seriously considered killing yourself?
Have you ever personally known someone who was murdered? **
** Complete this sign
You know when you are a lawyer… **
…when you charge $50 to complete this sentence
The color of poo
The looming crisis in human genetics
Poogenics.
Two possibilities:
**What can go wrong and cause an accident in a hot air balloon?
Give me $200,000 and two parachutes**
or
** Give me $200,000 and two parachutes
What Happens If I Report Illegal Income To The IRS?
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** The looming crisis in human genetics
How do people get so fat? **
So…watcha playin’ ?
The Devils Music!
**Remember Wally?
Man, just let the dog die in peace
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**Company ad slogans that miss the mark
8 years of evil cuteness **
What the hell do you produce? Evil kittens?
**online shopping nirvana
Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts **
**Low-price airfar gurus - lend me your skills
25 years ago … **
Sadly, the SDMB is not yet transtemporal.
** Did The Beatles write down any of their lyrics or music?
The Devils Music! **
That’s what the nuns used to say.
**De-cluttering, Slob Reform, Organizing…
I think my marriage is finished**
Wow, way to take it seriously!
Old Friends coming out as polyamorous
I think my marriage is finished
What is your pet thinking?
Not in the mood for Christmas
** Know Anything about Electronic Cigarettes?
6th annual plea to stop smoking **
** Old Friends coming out as polyamorous
Updating Facebook from the altar… **
But once it is, it will always have been…