"I Heard It Through The Grapevine" Which Artist?
The Late Walter Brennan
That would have been an awesome cover.
I think it’s better the other way around.
I think my marriage is finished
Old Friend coming out as polyamorous
I’m divorcing you. By the way, I’ve been polyamorous behind your back.
My apologies to LouisB though on a serious note.
** Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…
Is there any other way to get to Heaven?**
Um, I don’t think “disappearing” all the immigrants gets you a ticket to Heaven in the first place…
“I’ll have a Coke!”
** The Devils Music!
Worst lyrics in rock/pop music**
A two-fer that’s probably happened before but mine’s better because it comes with a picture:
So… whatcha playin’?
World of Warcraft General
And the backwards:
Thank you, Captain Obvious
Move2Mac is utterly useless!
** I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not!
The next person who says “Tiger Woods” to me gets a punch in the face. **
You really think this is where the First Amendment crosses the line?
The looming crisis in human genetics
Is there any other way to get to Heaven?
“By splicing human and angel DNA in the future, access to Heaven will be assured.”
**Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts
A wedding rant **
Whoa, kinky. And everyone wears lots of latex and leather, right?
Questions about US military special forces units
Why aren’t the feeders of immobile 900-lb people charged with negligent homicide or something?
The US military feeds 900-lb people?
**I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not!
Meredith Baxter is gay? Who gives a fuck???
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Switzerland bans minarets
Is there any other way to get to Heaven?
Telling children Santa exists…right or wrong?
Could Clinton Avoided Impeachment By Being Honest?
Let’s see how this would work
“Chelsea honey, I hate to tell you this, but they’re going to impeach me, so I have to let you know, there is no Santa.”
“Uhm dad, I’m 19, I already know that.”
No, somehow I don’t think it would have gotten him out of impeachment.
’You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’
I hate a missed opportunity
Aww, man, you mean I missed out on a goat three-way?!?
Honduras elects a new president. What now?
Every Immigrant Suddenly Vanishes from the USA…
Who knew the Hondurans were so focused on American immigration issues? And I never saw that Immigrant Disintegration Beam coming…
**So you have a PhD… was it worth it?
Warts And All. A Good Idea! **
Glad you’re satisfied.
**Have You Ever Invented Something…
World’s Most Beatiful Castles **
Whoa! Pics?
Meh, not that funny since it’s been done already kind of, but I went through all the trouble of doing the screen cap and all that so I’m posting it damn it!
You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex
Secrets/Confessions/Random Facts About Yourself
That’s not ‘a large handgun’
50 Best Protest Signs of 2009
What’s being protested?
Infected belly button vs brain tumor
Have we done a pet pic thread lately?
Unless they’re from some B movie, I don’t think I want to see pictures of this.
The sad case of Donny the Punk - a man who wanted to be raped [way TMI]
Hilary’s got a Crush? Ewwwww!!!
If you had to choose the method of your death, what would it be?
Whizzing on the third (electrified) rail
That’s certainly…unique.
Winning the war in Afghanistan. How?
Ask the Exotic Pet Guy: Part 2
His previous job was with the Pentagon.
**Is there any other way to get to Heaven?
NFL Yardage Pool competition
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Seems obvious in retrospect.
’You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’
Thank you, Captain Obvious …
50 Best Protest Signs of 2009
What did they do to Hostess Fruit Pies?
Question for those who hate Christmas music
Have you ever seriously considered killing yourself?
**Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus
Let’s put sports prayer to the test **
Start small and work your way up to raising the dead, eh?
**Is there any other way to get to Heaven?
Alternatives to miracles performed by Jesus **
Well, with modern materials and lots of translators, the old Tower of Babel technique might work. And if you bring guns and explosives along, once you get there you could probably roll right on though into Valhalla.
**Polanski Under House Arrest In Zurich, Sweden
Caught Riding Dirty.
Whatcha Readin’ Dec 09 Edition
Water Witching (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6)
Foreign language Dopers–What is your word for “fart”?
Colorless Mafia
Why aren’t the feeders of immobile 900-lb people charged with negligent homicide or something?
Ask the World of Warcraft Guild/Raid Leader**
**Can I shoot the crows outside my window?
The Craziest Serial Killer Story you’ve never heard of
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