**One month in the Philippines…advice?
Online Porn and Significant Others
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** Who first applied “teabaggers”…
Corgi sleeping position - WTF?!
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Wouldn’t that be a disimmigration beam?
“Where’s Jorge?”
“Got Disimmigrated.”
Ha! Wish I’d thought of that one.
**Have You Ever Personally Known a Murderer?..
You know when you are a lawyer…
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We should start using that for the SBD’s.
You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex
Have we done a pet pic thread lately?
Old people should bathe more often
Thank you, Captain Obvious
Pic.
** ‘You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’
WTF – things you don’t see every day **
…unless you live near a Goat Farm
** Have we done a pet pic thread lately?
PICTURE GALLERY: Girls With Tattoos **
**The most evil fictional character in history is…
Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater
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**Who first applied “teabaggers”…
Possible TMI: Why am I getting sick now?
What goes through my cat’s head when I meow at him?
How big can a nuclear weapon get?
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It works better if the last line of the lastie was in quotes but I actually laughed out loud at it. “Yeah, mock me by pretending to understand my language and imma drop a 5 megaton nuke on your ass. It’s the only way to be sure.”
**What does your username say about you?
I’m such a sucker (but I learned my lesson)
Secrets/Confessions/Random Facts About Yourself
The Craziest Serial Killer Story you’ve never heard of
How horrible are your eating habits?
Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts
The most diabolically clever thing an evil character ever did
Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater**
Had to add this one:
Your tricks for fighting mild depression
Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome
Sexuality Today…
What are the rules for men removing their hats?
Is this some sort of coded talk for circumcision?
**‘You’re calling to tell me my goats were having sex’
Phone Phobia **
RING RING RING
“I’m not picking that up! I just KNOW it’s another call about goat sex!”
** I quit my job…weird issue
I hate my job but I feel guility about quitting
Whats the Temp outside right now? **
Shouldn’t that be “WHO’S the temp outside right now?”
** My Son Is Home!!!
If you wear that, I’ll disown you. **
A Play in Two Acts.
Windows ME question
Has Died
Doesn’t matter what the question is; there’s your answer.
**Personal Urns
Privy **
“We gather here to remember Uncle Fred, a man who was more than a little bit potty…” flush