I’m waiting for these three to be in line:
**How best to handle this awkward and embarrassing co-worker situation?
I think my marriage is finished
Thank you, Captain Obvious …
**
**We don’t need no steenkin LOLcats!
Thank you, Captain Obvious …
**
**Look, just massage my ass, don’t share your political opinions!
I don’t really care if it’s Constitutional or not!
**
Guys, need some vasectomy experience
Plastic surgery for men
Seems like someone shoulda said “Need answer fast”…
I don’t think it is possible to get bored watching this
Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads
** Today I saw a woman so beautiful that she made me sad
I don’t think it is possible to get bored watching this
**
**Honduras elects a new president. What now?
De Broglie/Bohm versus Everett **
“Welcome to the first annual Presidential Quantum Physicist Cage Fight Tournament of Honduras!”
I want to see that…
What to do with these Ahi Tuna steaks?
Lutefisk
No. Just, no.
**You beauty I’ve hit the lead in the Tiger Woods pool. Woods
I’m sick of beauty
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** For you, does Christmas have anything to do with Christianity?
What do you miss about Christmas?
Non-Christians: What is your relationship to Christmas?
Please tell me what it’s like to have a pet snake… **
It means I always have a garland for my Christmas Tree.
A light in the sky in northern Norway
Is Anyone Developing a Space Plane?
I guess so.
**Hot new stuff in the area of nail polish?
I’m sick of beauty**
** It’s Not Christmas Until . . .
Ambushed by a Christmas carol **
** The most diabolically clever thing an evil character ever did
Adapting white rice recipes to brown rice **
…and can you guess, Mr. Bond, which organization owns 90% of the Brown Rice Crop, through various proxy organizations?
That’s right, S.P.E.C.T.R.E.!
Once my Angels of Death dispense the white rice-killing viruses, we will have the entire world on its knees!
**Can someone explain the difference between rape and aggravated rape to me?
Alcohol vs Peroxide vs Iodine etc
**
** How do I find out what my tub’s made of?
Rainbow Colored Breastmilk
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Today I saw a woman so beautiful that she made me sad
I’m sick of beauty
Sometimes I wish I could be.
Son of the return of the revenge of sequential threads
Infected belly button vs brain tumor
**The risks of organ donation
What parts of your brain does spelling use? **
Oyh, dno’t wory vbout it. I domated prat of my bwain yaers agö and I psell jubst fwine.
Who will win Top Chef?
Anne Shirley–grrrrrrrrrr
That’d be a neat trick.