Let’s have a hurricane pool
Phrases you’d think people would know
Sorry, I’m not familiar with that one.
Or
Phrases you’d think people would know
Infected belly button vs brain tumor
Nope, don’t know that one either.
**How does Superman fly?
Bread And Sugar Anyone?
**
I just lost the game!
It once was lost, but now it’s found
Name 3 Things You Like About Yourself
Hamsters razor blades and eyebolts
Goals
A Cancer- and Surgery-Free MMP
Let’s start small… today, the MMP, tomorrow the Dope…
** How horrible are your eating habits?
I’m Curious About “Wino” Liquors **
I don’t get it.
It’s an implication that of course Superman flies using Bread and Sugar, doesn’t everyone know that?
Today I saw a woman so beautiful that she made me sad
I’m sick of beauty
Have we done a pet pic thread lately?
We don’t need no steenkin LOLcats!
OK, chill out, I was only asking.
Failure to show up for traffic court
Died out of state
Like that’s an excuse.
Old people should bathe more often
I think my marriage is finished
What is this literary device that poets use so much?
Chloroform
For when you want to read the kids to sleep FAST.
I’ve been drinking too much…but not the typical reason
Would you play “spin the bottle” as an adult?
At first, it was just the bottle that was spinning. By the end of the night, the whole room was spinning.
Ohio performs the first humane execution (finally)
My grandmother just died
This is what you get with such wide-ranging MPSIMS topics.
My grandmother just died
Ambushed by a Christmas carol
Shooting in Times Square, NY
What’s the world coming to when vicious Christmas carols gun down old women from ambuscade?
Not Coming To A Theater Near You
Survivor 12/10
Good lord I hope not. Although with Hollywood’s lack of creativity lately, movies based on reality shows wouldn’t surprise me.
**Rome for 24hrs. What to do?
Call the cops! This jazz isn’t jazzy enough.
**
**What would civilization’s path have been like without fossil fuels
Should Children Walk To/From School
**
They’ll have to take a foot path without fossil fuels!
Ask the guy who has Pica
What to do with $30k in cash?
Eat it?
Michigan finally passed a smoking ban!
Ohio performs the first humane execution (finally)
Beating Michigan in football isn’t enough, Ohio [del]always[/del] finally has to upstage its northern neighbor.