Psychics are phony, Mr. Police Officer, in case you didn't know.

Enough bullshit, already-Where’s the evidence?
And how’s your “good day” working out for you?

edited to add: The plural of “anecdote” is not ________

You say that your ex-wife never took any payment for her services.

If that’s true, then why does Randi’s reward matter? Why doesn’t she make arrangements to be tested in a neutral and controlled setting, just for the sake of demonstrating her alleged powers? Could it be that these powers are nothing but the figment of her (or, perhaps more likely, your) fervid imagination? Could it be that, in an actual test in a controlled environment, they would fail to materialize?

I’m always torn about what tone to take in discussions like this. It’s not clear to me whether i should insult and condemn you for being a huckster, or sympathize with you for being really stupid.

This is an episode of The Drew Carey show - Oswald was making “predictions” - horse race winners, earthquakes, volcanoes - they all thought he was psychic. Until Lewis checked in on him one night and saw that Lewis fell asleep with the radio on - he was listening to the World News station while he slept.

So yeah, everyone, they DO exist! :rolleyes:

I think Robyn’s sensitivity is kinda growing on me.

I’d like to contact her (if possible, Licks) (and preferably through LinkedIn) about some skeevy future plans I have.

You should neither condemn me for being a huckster nor call me stupid. The latter of which is yet another malicious ad hominem attack on me for simply relating my experiences on the OP topic. (btw: your attack has been reported to the mods).

My psychic abilities tell me that your report will not result in any action being taken.

I’m kind of curious, what led to the more than 5 and a half year gap between your first two posts and your return 3 days ago? And how does being around for that long allow to not know the rules of the Pit, where it is perfectly okay to call you stupid?

My day has been great…thanks!

The first of many instances when Robyn proved to me her psychic abilities occurred on our second date. Although she had absolutely no knowledge of my family, nor even had a clue I had a brother–indeed, I had lied to her and told her I did not, in an attempt to be sure not to divulge any info she could use to further her psychic claims. As I said, I went into this whole thing as an avid skeptic. At least as much as you guys seem to be.

So she tells me that, well, like it or not…admit to it or not…I DID have a brother. And she said he was in another state, back East. (we were in Texas at the time). She then went on to describe him physically, which she pretty much nailed. She said he was currently hospitalized, but for me not to worry. That there was a nurse who was really taking good care of him. And in fact, that he and this nurse would marry. Or at least begin a lasting and serious relationship.

Well…all of those things happened. My brother married this RN about a year later.

One time about a year after we were married we went for dinner to my boss’s home. Immediately upon entering their gorgeous “McMansion” out by the Lake. Robyn became very distraught and upset. Almost ill. She had never done this before. She took me aside and told me we had to leave, and quickly, She was overcome with an overwhelming sense of dread. Almost like a panic attack. Difficulty breathing and whatnot. Heart palpitations. Again,. she NEVER exhibited these types of symptoms, before or since.

When we excused ourselves after about 15 minutes and got out to our car, she told me she “caught a snapshot” that the house was “soaked” with a dark, heavy, force and that something awful was soon to happen there.

About three weeks later my boss and his wife were found dead in their home. Both shot in the head, execution-style. Seems he was involved in drug smuggling and distribution.

Call it what you want. To me this is concrete proof of her abilities. It cannot be written of as mere coincidence. DO the math on the odds of my boss and his wife getting murdered. Odds are far far greater that Robyn simply is gifted with a heightened sense of perception.

I realize that to you guys…this is all anecdotal. I get it. And that’s fine. But all I can do is relay to you the reasons I know that she was Psychic. And that a handful of others are as well. Thus…my work here is done. Take all that hwo you wish…it is really out of my hands.

Always remember that anything people fear or do not understand is written off by them as either magic or untruth. Remember too that you guys are in no way exempt from this maxim.

And THAT be the Straight Dope! LOL

My psychic abilities tell me that his report will result in Miller yet again longing for the good ol’ days of Giraffe being the Pit mod!

CMC fnord!

I think that you are a fucking fraud and/or a drooling idiot.

Beat me to it. I was going to say snowed, but yours is correct also.

You did not live with a sensitive/psychic.

Oh, I doubt there’s any worry of that happening.

You seem to love tossing out random numbers and then appending the per cent symbol as a magical device to give your assertions credence. That’s not the way statistics works.

Well, of course the unbidden ones were always correct. One must buff up one’s numbers somehow, after all.

You are a huckster in the sense you are using rather common hukster techniques. You are stupid in the sense that you think they will work here and that you think your magical view of stats is persuasive.

Remember the song I Don’t Remember Loving You? I can see someone having such a memory lapse if institutionalized with only crayons to write for a half decade.

None of that is evidence, nor does it actually answer the questions put to you. It does raise other questions, though.

*So what’s with not telling the boss about his impending demise?

*What’s with not alerting the police in advance so they could keep tabs on the place?

*You never heard of Facebook, Twitter, Linked In, newspapers, city/county records, or even school yearbooks?

He’s drooling so much, I’m surprised he hasn’t shorted out our electrical devices remotrly.

So why did this wonderful psychic chick dump you? Is your alimony paying for her psychic services?

No knowledge that you were aware of…

So just to be clear here, she was specifically aware that you were going to test her and/or she would need to prove your claims on the second date. And despite having well below a 100% success rate as stated above, she just happened to get it right when it would be the most convincing?

A “snapshot” and what you are describing are rather two separate things, are they not?

So to be clear, what you are claiming is that she has an ability that is consistent enough to convince people who are emotionally invested in it, but inconsistent enough to be “unproveable” by what the average layman tends to think of as scientific proof.

Furthermore, this ability is sometimes very specific, sometimes just a vague feeling that something bad is going to happen sometimes in the future.

Well, if that’s not convincing, I sure don’t know what is!

We got a similar warning from the septic tank inspector.

This is a classic selling point of the confirmed wooist, who assures you he was deeply skeptical before falling for ludicrous nonsense that wouldn’t fool an average third-grader.

And I think you are a peach. Very astute and entertaining. Showing a keen objectivity and eloquence, not too mention open-mindedness and ability to process and weigh opinions that differ from your own.

“drooling idiot?” That’s pure gold, genius.

Tell you what: read some of my other posts. You will find me to be one of the best writers and keenest minds on this whole esteemed forum.

And after you DO read them, if you are honest with yourself, and maybe not quite so drunk…you and I will both know what’s what. And which of us possesses the higher intellect.

Have a great weekend!

Wow! What a specific prediction! “Something awful” and “soon”! It’s not at all vague! No way a million different things could have happened by pure coincidence and ‘proven’ the prediction true!

I’m convinced!

You mean like this one where you make a homophobic insult and also demean the chops of at least one actual, real scienist? Yeah, that’s not bolstering your position.

Fun fact: I don’t drink alcohol.

Oh, and you still haven’t answered a question.

Robyn did attempt to convey to my former boss’s wife her feeling that she felt something bad might occur in their home. The woman thanked her for her concern and then apparently did nothing. Or maybe she did, I do not know.

As far as telling law enforcement? Really? Are you retarded? What do you think the cops would do with a warning from a woman they don’t know from Eve who told them she had a premonition of impending mayhem? Exactly. Nothing.

Are you guys really all as juvenile and childish and, well, just plain imbecilic as you seem to be? If so…good job on conveying same. If not, you need to step up your games several notches.

Yet…a million things did not happen, Einstein. Rather, they were murdered in a matter of days. What are the odds? After all, this is not as if my wife said “something will happen” and it was only a flooded basement or a tree branch falling through the roof from a storm, weeks later. Robyn perceived an event so dreadful that she became physically ill. A mere busted roof or a flooded basement would not have that effect.

And there was nothing nebulous about her details about my brother. Or did you conveniently forget that part?