Public bathroom poll (for #2)

As one of the leading SD’er bathroom habit posters I have another bathroom poll.

What I would like to know is:
1 How many bowel movenments you have in a day or week (apx).
2 When nature calls would you consider using a public restroom if it’s a long time till you get to your personal bathroom if the public restroom is:
2a - not much better then a port a john (or an port-a john)
2b - Not the cleanest but not bad
2c - A pretty nice restroom
3 when you use the toilet in a public restroom and the tiolet looks clean do you:
-sit you butt down
-wipe the seat then sit your butt down
-place TP on the seat to protect your ass from the seat
4 gender

My theory is that people with more frequest bowel movements are more likely to use pub. restrooms and use less toiulet protection. Females I would think would be somewhat more willing to use pub toilets since they have to sit for #1 and are use to it - but then again are usually neater then males so might be somewhat less willing to use a dirty ‘shit hole’

For me:
1 - 2-3/day
2a - might, 2b almost defentally, 2c without a doubt
3 wipe then sit - used to be a TP sitter.
4 M

  1. 1 but more usually 2. Occasionally 3.

a) Hell no
b) Hell no
c) That toilet seat has my name engraved in shit all over it

  1. How the hell do you know about the TP?

  2. Confused at times, but usually male.

Because you leave it on the toilet when you leave.

I promise from now on to remove all the condoms as well.

  1. Depends, but generally 2-4 a week.

A) When you gotta go you gotta go.
B) Ditto
C) Ditto
3) Sit my butt down.
4) Male

  1. One per day minimum, twice in a day once a week or so.

  2. A public toilet has to be pretty skanky for me to refuse to use it. (Did you see Trainspotting?)

  3. Assgaskets if available. Otherwise a thorough rubdown with TP. Never laid down a TP layer, though.

  4. Male.

2 or 3 times a day?!? Wow.

I go once almost every morning. It is almost the first thing I do after I get out of bed. If I don’t go in the morning then I don’t go until the next day. I would never use a public toilet because I never wake up in a public rest room.

I am a female.

  1. 2 craps/day, typically. Occasionally just once/day.
    2a) Definitely not.
    2b) Probably not.
    2c) Probably not.
  2. I’d use an ass-gasket, if one was available. If not, I’d probably sit directly on the seat.
  3. Male.

That said, I’ve only used public restrooms for #2 maybe twenty times in my entire life, despite being a somewhat frequent shitter. It’s not so much that I’m concerned about the germs, it’s that I never know what I’m going run into in there. I’ve seen piss all over the floors, shit on the seat, semen on the walls, etc. There are guys in the stalls grunting and moaning. How could anyone feel comfortable in that environment?

  1. once every two days, usually at night before bed

a) ditto as Xavier
b) ditto as Xavier
c) yes

  1. Also, TP layer, usually double thick

  2. ditto

Let’s see…
1 How many bowel movenments you have in a day or week (apx).
Depends entirely on what I’ve been eating (or not eating, as the case may be). Big difference in ‘output’ if I drink a lot of guava juice, versus eating a lot of bran muffins.

**2 **
Depends on how urgent the situation is.

**3 **
Generally, I just sit my butt right on down. However, if the seat looks clean, but the rest of the bathroom doesn’t, I’ll wipe the seat with TP then put a light layer of TP down.

4 gender
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  1. 2-4 per week.

  2. As long as there is no visible crap on the seat or logs floating around in it I will use it after a quick TP wipe. The average public bathroom is cleaner and more comfortable then my (under constant construction/repair) bathroom.

  3. A quick wipe, I have never used those ridiculous assgaskets, I tried once, but it wouldnt fit on the seat right and I gave up.

Male

  1. Not nearly as many as I’d like

2a. Probably not
2b. In an emergency
2c. Depends; how likely is it that someone will hear me?

  1. I usually make a nice TP cushion on the seat if there aren’t any of those seat covers that grab onto your ass and dangle from your waistband when you’re done. I love those.

  2. Female

Actually this subject has already been brought up a few times. I think if you did a search you’d find a potty pole or two that specifically mirror this one. But lest I lead us to distraction…

  1. once, maybe twice a day.

2.a. No.
2.b. No.
2.c. Yep, to me a clean public restroom is only a shade different than an office crapper.

  1. I wipe the seat and then apply TP to the edges.

  2. Male.

when you gotta go… you gotta go.
I don’t care where I am.
I have taken a shit in the woods… and walked away with no socks…

answers…

  1. twice a day…
  2. yes, yes, yes.
  3. IF it looks clean. give it a wipe… then sit.
  4. male.

What I would like to know is:
1 How many bowel movenments you have in a day or week (apx).

Once a day, if I’m lucky. The turtle usually doesn’t poke out to take a peek but once a day.

2 When nature calls would you consider using a public restroom if it’s a long time till you get to your personal bathroom if the public restroom is:
2a - not much better then a port a john (or an port-a john)
2b - Not the cleanest but not bad
2c - A pretty nice restroom

I use whatever shitter is available. If I could take a crap in the woods I would. I will however stay the hell away from the port a-john death trap. I can’t stand to piss in those, much less sit and stay a while.
3 when you use the toilet in a public restroom and the tiolet looks clean do you:
-sit you butt down
-wipe the seat then sit your butt down
-place TP on the seat to protect your ass from the seat

I sit my fat ass on the bowl and contemplate the germs I might be getting. Usually by the time I get to the toilet I’m beyond the point of caring about germs. My ass is like a Iraqie rocket, highly explosive, very messy, and unpredictable.

4 gender
Overwhelmingly MALE.

Dude, WTF do you eat? :eek:

Atkins going on 9 yrs or so

Normally once after breakfast then another after lunch. And if i’m really lucky one right after dinner too (but I don’t always get that one :frowning: )

Aren’t bathroom polls great - even those of you who read this and don’t post. On occation I have shit right outside an outhouse (hidden behind, not right infront) because it was a nicer place to go then in the outhouse.

I’m amazed at the number of people who lay toilet paper or one of those paper things on the toilet seat. I’ve never done that in my life.

You will when you see Magnus’s ass.

You have not seen a bad public toilet till you have been on a 6 hour train ride in Eygpt! The floor was SWIMMING but alas I have been blessed with a bladder that MUST go when it must go. It was a traumatic event believe me. (and they don’t have tp …they have a lil hose thingy to squirt you clean ewwwwwwwwwww)

Now I have shared that

  1. Once a day

  2. My bowel is like my bladder alas. I would have no choice but to use all 3.

  3. TP covering

  4. female