Bwhaaa, good gosh Oni but that’s freakin’ hilarious.
You wimmins… a consistent, yet unpredictable, source of amazement.
Most of the bathroom grafitti I see is either gang affiliation shout-outs or high school girl-type stuff like “I (heart) Trevor” or " Shannon is a hoar" (can’t even spell whore properly).
Once, while using a pay phone at college, I found “For a good time call [my name and number]” written in the phone booth. :mad:
“Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!” Motheaten U, 1957
One would think, from all this wit
Shakespeare himself came here to shit.
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And this, my friend, may well be true
For Shakespeare had to do it too!
An e-mail with graffiti collection was forwarded to me by my friend…
One of the best was…
“Life sucks , wife doesn’t…” 
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards - It makes them soggy and difficult to light.
No use standing on the seat:
The crabs in here can jump six feet!
Mark my words, when a nation has to turn to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
<Politician> should be bloody well hung. He is, dear, he is - Mrs <Politician>
One of my favorites:
I Fucked your mother!
in a different handwriting:
Go home dad, you’re drunk.