**Hello, hello, hello – you guys still around? **
Heffalump, Czarcasm even tomndebb – how nice to see you guys. Warms the cockles of my heart. Now, now Heffalump – restrain yourself – no “witty comments” please.
Now lets see what do we have here…
Ah – how did I know you would say that? I must be psychic too you reckon?
You were tomndebb’s able lieutenant in his absence, till he arrived on the scene and messed things up. I think you should be the moderator, instead of him, you’re just as nasty and do a better job than him in standing firm, as heffalumps do.
Mind you he did the quid pro quo thing with you, by handing me a warning on my lapse with the quote thing. Thereby getting back at me for those things I wrote to him - how clever. He was chastising me about you - not him.
What I actually wanted to say was:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, (no inverted comma’s) Shush Heffalump. Finger on your lips and I’ll speak to you in 10 years.
Sorry about that inverted comma’s thing. A slip- of the fingers. But you forgive me dont you? Whats a couple of inverted commas between friends?
Q- What comes out of an Elephants backside? A- Heff of a lumps
Oh I couldn’t agree with you more, but only if he closes Czarcasm’s post too.
But maybe that is more than his jurisdiction would allow him? Seeing as Czarcasm is also a moderator. And then again that was probably why tomndebb so hurriedly shut down my thread – the quid pro quo stuff you know.
But its not quite dead as yet. Czarcasm is propping it up manfully. Maybe you could also go and lend him a helping hand? No? Well, never mind, it was just a suggestion.
In fact Czarcasm has so much time on his hands, he is even coming here to prop up this thread. Jolly kind of him don’t you think?
Featherlou - many thanks for your comments. Youre very nice. You havent attacked me for no rhyme or reason. I’m betting youre a lady. The males over here, some of them, could learn some manners from you.
KGS, Contrapuntal - thanks and all the others I may not have mentioned - who wernt nasty to me.
Giraffe - you were very fair in your moderation - thanks.
Bryan Ekers - you’re a coward. You hide behind acronyms in your abuse to me (and now you will come out with with some “witty” explanation of what it stands for - save it).
Why dont you go to Czarcasm’s thread and help him tackle the dowsers of the world? Or is one line abuse all youre capable of?
fluiddruid - you came out of the woodwork to hand me a warning. What are the rules on abuse? tomndebb you showed me the rule book - does that apply only selectively? Your pals are exempt are they?
I thought as much. Ah well