My wife wanted to tell me a joke she heard, but she can’t remember the punch line. This is what she remembers.
Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove.
Did you hear about the man with two dicks? He named them ----A and ----B.
She can’t remember what the name was. She said that it was some synonym for penis (she can’t remember if it was slang or medical or what) that ended with the sound A (like how you pronounce the letter A). What is that word?