Not a problem, Mr. Carp.
Er, that’s an ablative - where did you hear it was dative? The ablative and dative of second declension have (generally) the same form, of course, but the ablative is used for ‘time when’ or ‘time within which’.
I thought this thread was going to be about idiots who think that the modern way to emphasize something is to put it in quotes.
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Two cents worth: I have found that using the serial comma is a helpful default. One can rarely get into trouble using it, while defaulting to its omission can lead to problems. Some in which you’ll have to use the serial comma in an exception.
Off topic, but too good a story to pass up, in regard to “fossil customs” that have outlived their original purpose.
There was a story in one of the Episcopal Church magazines a few years back about a personable young priest called by a large, wealthy parish to be their new rector (=pastor) after the retirement of their longtime and beloved former rector. After his first Sunday Eucharist, he was taken to one side by the Senior Warden and given an earful. “I don’t know where you learned to celebrate the Eucharist, but Fr. Longtimer always touched the cup reverently to the [polished-metal] cross above the altar after the Elevation before administering communion. We expected that you’d do things reverently and without innovations!” The new priest, of course, said that he would do precisely that from then on, but was left wondering: this was a bit of ceremony he had never run into before.
A few weeks later, he had occasion to call on his predecessor at his retirement home. And he mentioned the touching chalice to cross incident, and asked if he’d missed something in seminary.
The old priest laughed. “Reverent ceremony, my eye!” he said. “A month after they called me, they put in plush new carpet throughout the sanctuary. Moving around leading the service, I always built up a charge of static electricity which got transmitted to the chalice. I touched the cup to the cross to discharge the static charge, so the first communicant did not have his communion be a shocking experience!”
Uh, did you read the links I posted above? “Correct” or “incorrect,” it is anything but easier on the reader.
Two spaces tends to produces “rivers” of distracting white space throughout the text. This effect is magnified if you justify your text.
Honestly, who justifies their text though?
I’m a reader and I find it easier. I’ve never noticed these rivers of white space.
I find that I’ll leave a little extra space between sentences when writing by hand, without even thinking about it. It helps make a page of text look more like strings of sentences and less like a crossword puzzle.
Every letter and report produced in my company is justified. I’ve gotten so used to it that seeing an unjustified letter looks strange to me.
Using two spaces between sentences really screws up the justification process. You often end up with huge spaces between sentences.
I don’t understand why everyone is so resistant to using only one space between sentences. If you look in any professionally produced typeset publication (i.e. books and magazines) you will see that this is the case.
Word processors have been around for over 25 years now, people! Stop using antiquated rules!
I was exposed to typing class and Strunk and White’s Elements of Style in 1967, so I acquired a few soon-to-be-obsolete grammar habits. The dreaded serial (killer) commas were said to be in flux at the time.
Drs. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme vs.
Drs. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.
A few years before that, I was influenced (and nearly seduced,) by a teacher who had taken a radical linguistics course. Commas, she said, were overrated. Some people said they represented pauses. If the speaker had hiccups, you’d wear out your comma key. Her theory said that commas should be avoided unless your meaning would be misunderstood by their omission.
Two spaces after a period was absolute in 1967. Now, some software corrects to one space. I have adapted. If a girl missed a period, she usually had to miss some school in those days.
That’s modern? I’ve seen it on handpainted roadside signs in front of farmers’ markets my entire life. I always assumed it was archaic, not modern. (For the record, I don’t like it either.)
If I’ve learned one thing in my brief time on this board, it’s that the premise of the OP is flawed. Who changes these grammar rules for the English language? Who has that right? Certainly not the AP, the Chicago Manual, the MLA, or Professors Strunk and White. They are all authorities, and people will appeal to them, but none of them gets to decide what is right.
I hereby propose an Academie Anglais. It shall be run by consensus of SDMB participants, and all grammar/punctuation rules therby decided shall be set in stone. It is the only way we can keep English a civil, consistant language.
In other news, I feel I must add my $.02 to the discussion of the two-spaces-after-each-period rule. God forbid that computer nerds should decide the evolution of our language, but the folks behind **MS Word ** include the option to switch on that rule. I always keep it switched on, and it reminds me when I haven’t included two spaces. (I like two spaces after my periods. So sue me.)
You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
But can anyone offer a cite that shows that James’s would be correct? (in US usage) You see a lot more plural’s marked with incorrect apostrophe’s too, but that doesn’t mean that language is evolving to that - just that teaching grammar seems more haphazard these days.
Does a smiley count as punctuation 
For me it’s got nothing to do with intentional resistance—I had no idea the two space convention had even changed until I read this thread! Not to mention the fact that it’s so deeply ingrained in how I type, that it would take twice as long for me to finish a document if I had to consciously try to make my hands not type, ‘period space space’ at the end of a sentence. And since I’m not making you do it that way, and I don’t work in your office, I don’t understand why you care whether I put one space or two between each sentence.
Sure, the Chicago Manual of Style. Cite.
Also, Strunk & White. AP Style, however, advocates leaving off the possessive “s” in cases like “James’s” and “Burns’s.”
I, too, am a reader. A reader of a lot of things, both justified and not (in all senses of the word! ).
I have never noticed “rivers” of distracting space. I actually prefer it when the extra space is there, especially with smaller type, so that I know for certain I’m not reading a comma as a period, or vice versa.
In all seriousness, we are in the process of witnessing a not-so-slow degeneration of the concept of English by prescriptive rule. All the younger generation communicate through IM’s and text messages, and they disdain and eschew punctuation and grammar rules by the boatload in their quest for novel and/or compact ways to express themselves. As they become our writers and readers, we can be certain that the carefully built-up “rules” we have learned so carefully (usually the result of our teachers pounding them into us) will go by the wayside, offal tossed away as useless. Since these younger members of our society seem to be able to communicate quite handily without worrying about “serial commas” or “two spaces after the period,” I doubt the rules will be missed that much, except by the few who will long for the days when written English was vibrant and clear. <sigh>
Yes indeed, the young spoil everything, not listening to the wisdom of their elders. :rolleyes: Using textspeak and leetspeak will not get you far in formal writing, it is merely convenient for informal communication.