Punishment for peeing on a police officer?

You can’t tell if a person who threw urine or semen or blood on you (or bit you) has HIV or hepatitus or anything else. Medical confidentiality laws do not have an exception in cases like this.

Only if their tasers were powered by one of these.

Actually, here and in some other states, they do. See Ohio Revised Code Sec. 2921.38(E)(1).

Why must people always assume I’m crazy*?

I’m not pissed at my local police enough to do it. Plus, I have a shy bladder. It’d be too hard to pee in the middle of traffic with everybody looking at me.
*[Editor’s note: Good question! Maybe you should think about some of the things you say and draw some conclusions? ]

It would be pretty unusual for HIV to be present in urine, unless the person had a bleeding ulcer in their bladder.

If you’re literally pissing blood, the possibility of HIV transmission exists. If you’re not, then feel free to piss on whoever you like.

Heh. I was thinking the same thing. I’m sure the guy would stop wizzing on Loach’s leg if Loach stuck a taser on his johnson!

You know what they say… red and yellow kill a fellow.

Nice one. On a pun-scale of one to ten, You’re an Eight.