Punishment for peeing on a police officer?

Factual Questions
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You can’t tell if a person who threw urine or semen or blood on you (or bit you) has HIV or hepatitus or anything else. Medical confidentiality laws do not have an exception in cases like this.

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[QUOTE=IAmNotSpartacus]
How is it an assault and not a battery? Once the pee hits you it would be battery, no?
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Only if their tasers were powered by one of these.

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
You can’t tell if a person who threw urine or semen or blood on you (or bit you) has HIV or hepatitus or anything else. Medical confidentiality laws do not have an exception in cases like this.
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Actually, here and in some other states, they do. See Ohio Revised Code Sec. 2921.38(E)(1).

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[QUOTE=NineToTheSky]
**Gozu **- Are you planning to do this? If so, please let us know if penis ensues.
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Why must people always assume I’m crazy*?

I’m not pissed at my local police enough to do it. Plus, I have a shy bladder. It’d be too hard to pee in the middle of traffic with everybody looking at me.
*[Editor’s note: Good question! Maybe you should think about some of the things you say and draw some conclusions? ]

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
If you were HIV, it could also be considered assault with a deadly weapon. If your HIV-infected pee found it’s way into the cop’s body through an open sore, that would be attempted murder.
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It would be pretty unusual for HIV to be present in urine, unless the person had a bleeding ulcer in their bladder.

If you’re literally pissing blood, the possibility of HIV transmission exists. If you’re not, then feel free to piss on whoever you like.

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[QUOTE=Szlater]
Will a jolt from a Taser travel back up the stream?
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Heh. I was thinking the same thing. I’m sure the guy would stop wizzing on Loach’s leg if Loach stuck a taser on his johnson!

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[QUOTE=Lemur866]
If you’re literally pissing blood, the possibility of HIV transmission exists. If you’re not, then feel free to piss on whoever you like.
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You know what they say… red and yellow kill a fellow.

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[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog]
Criminal record, poor job prospects…

It’d be the urination of you.
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Nice one. On a pun-scale of one to ten, You’re an Eight.