Carp Diem.
I got first roe tickets.
Fishmen puns leave my blood cold.
you’ll char if it gets too warm
What a crappie discussion!
You really scrod the perch with all these fish puns. Bad move.
I do believe we’ve just been schooled.
I’ll be the first to break this fishy cycle; all the songs in the Ethel Merman musical sections were written by Bert Batratchian. 
Are you getting frosch with us?
Hey, let’s at least admit we’re all trolling here.