Mate, this thread wouldn’t “get up and walk” if you put 4,000,000 volts through it! It’s bleedin’ demised!
No. No. It’s not dead. It’s resting.
Oh, the wayward thread
Is a restless thread
A restless thread
That yearns to maunder
‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This thread is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!
OK, I can’t take it anymore. I’m putting a bullet through this thing’s head.
SQUAWK!
Quis moderates ipsos moderators?