Pups Pups Pups! (Happy Posts Only!)

This is a word of praise for my sweet sweet pup, Margie.
Anthrax? Bombing? Rain? Religious Fervor? Racism? Hate? Danger? Fear? Anxiety? Cholesterol? Terror? Cancer? Death? Sadness? Suffering?

My pup Marge doesn’t care. She just wants to cuddle. She wants me to pet on her little fat belly and rub her floppy soft ears. Marge always wants to go outside and run around in the rain, trying to eat old Wendy’s bags and hunting kitties. She wants me to brush her and give her rawhide cheese chips or Kongs.

Marge likes to play tug with a couple of old socks tied in a knot. And she likes peanut butter and oranges and of course, pieces of chicken! When mr. jar and i have beer, she likes to have the last sip from the bottle, then she burps right in our faces.

When she wakes up in the morning she climbs up and kisses me right on the eyes as if to say “come on girl, let’s go do some stuff!” and then she jumps out of bed to go play with something or get her leash.

She’s always warm, she’s very fat. She loves to sit on our laps even though she weighs fifty pounds. When we’re sick, she always lays with us. When buildings blow up and the world is on fire, Margie climbs up and licks us on the face.

She lays on the floor on her side sometimes and holds her little snoot between her two front paws. Or she itches her big brown eyes and then licks her little toes clean.

She’s a very nice girl. I love her very much. When the news or the terror or the ‘warnings’ get to be too much, or when my inner voice takes over and scares me to death, or when I have panic attacks or am sad, I always have Marge, my li’l cheesepie, my sweetcake, my tiny jimmy smits.

Like Charlie Brown always says, “You have a dog, be happy”

Here is a picture of me and my dog. I always tell her, “you and me, we’re pals”

jarbaby

Last month I bought a combination VCR/DVD player. Of course I’ve been wondering all month what something on DVD looks like. So, I bought my very first DVD, and it came yesterday. It’s of the Eagles’ Hell Freezes Over tour, which I reallyreallyreally wanted to see live, but they wanted $80 apiece for tickets and my husband said nonono.

So last night we had some pizza, popped some popcorn, sat on the floor with both of the dogs and watched. The color! The sound! The music itself! I LOVED it, and the best part is … I can watch it again anytime I want to!

When we only had a handful of popcorn left, we started giving some to the dogs. JC is a shy one and likes to delicately take whatever morsel you are offering directly from your hand. Idol, however, can snatch an offering from midair. I’ve always wanted a dog that could do this, so we practiced our technique - me lobbing the popcorn up just so, and him snap,snap,snapping the kernels up. It’s all in the wrist …

We had a great time.

That is absolutely correct, jarbabyj. Your dog doesn’t care what’s happening, unless it’s happening to you. Their only desire is to see you happy (well, and to engage in loud personal grooming). That’s why I love my dogs so much. It’s great having them be so excited when you come home. If we let them upstairs (can’t; that’s where the three cats live), I’m sure they’d be waking us up at 5:30 every morning; that’s what they do when we’re staying in a hotel room. You’ll be sleeping, then you’ll get the sudden sensation of being watched (or feel dog breath on your face), and you’ll open your eyes, and there will be: a dog face right in front of you! Plus, if you’re close enough to the edge of the bed, out come the tongues! I used to not like dogs licking me on the face, but that was before I got dogs. Now I let other people’s dogs lick me on the face.

romansperson: Our dogs are both great food-catchers. Milo, our Golden Retriever, though, is a bit dim. If he’s not sure it’s food, he’ll let it bonk him in the face and fall to the floor, then he’ll investigate it. He’s also pretty polite about taking food from the hand. Katie, on the other hand (generic herding-dog cross; border collie/Australian shepherd/blue heeler), has to be told “Easy!” or she’ll take your fingers off. She’s learning, but it’s awfully hard to be good.

YAY! Pups! I’d love to a have a dopefest with everyone’s pups.

jarbaby

My life has SUCKED a lot recently, but I always have my doggy friend “Pawney” to look forward to seeing. He the sweetest cutest most affectionate little dog I’ve ever seen. I used to take care of him every other week, but now a buddy takes care of him full time, but I still see him a lot. He’s a Pomeranian.

Here’s some pics:

What kind of dog is that, jar?

She reminds me of my dog, who died a year and half ago(sigh). I have another dog, though. He’s a little miniture dachshund who sleeps a lot. We love him as well. His name is Skippy. Boy, I feel like a fifth grader writing a journal.

My first dog was a cocker-poo-terrier. He was Sparky. He rocked.

Little miss marge is a mutt. We found her on the street, only five weeks old. Too young to be away from her mother even. She had intestinal worms and was dehydrated.

The vet said she is a beagle/rhodesian ridgeback mix. (She even has that ridge of hair on her back)

We saved her life. You’d think that would encourage her to behave. But no. She runs the household. We’re her bitches.
jarbaby

Well, I have cats, but I love dogs too, and my kitties do for me what the puppies do. And last Sunday I went to a Blessing of the Animals at a local park(it was in celebration of St. Francis Day) and there were tons of wonderful dogs there. Great to see the love. And the funny thing is, in the several years I have attended this affair there have been no dogfights. Everyone got along. I once saw a version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” that had all the destructive things the puppy did on the first eleven days. But when the twelfth days rolled around it was “on the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me… twelve puppy kisses(and I forgot about the other days)”
Kind of sweet really.

Well, I have cats, but I love dogs too, and my kitties do for me what the puppies do. And last Sunday I went to a Blessing of the Animals at a local park(it was in celebration of St. Francis Day) and there were tons of wonderful dogs there. Great to see the love. And the funny thing is, in the several years I have attended this affair there have been no dogfights. Everyone got along. I once saw a version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas” that had all the destructive things the puppy did on the first eleven days. But when the twelfth days rolled around it was “on the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me… twelve puppy kisses(and I forgot about the other days)”
Kind of sweet really.

My dog is always deeply interested in whatever we’re eating, but he’s also pretty rambunctious and needs a lot of discipline, so I don’t let the kids feed him. The one exception to that rule is popcorn. He’ll edge up really close to the child with the popcorn, looking intent and alert and very, very cute. When the child breaks down and offers him a kernel, he takes it very gently from her fingers, lays it on the floor, sniffs it thoroughly, and then assumes his original position as if to say, “Okay, now can I have some of what you’re really eating?”

This is a picture of the little guy (only 75 lbs, last time we checked) a year ago. He looks basically the same. Boy, we need to take more pictures.

That’s the best thing I’ve read in weeks.
::sniff::

What a cute puppy-wuppy!
Okay, enough with the dogs. I have three cats.
Heifer likes to lay on his back with his paws in the air, right in front of the big intake vent in the hall. You MUST scratch his belly and say “What a fat cat!” as you pass.
Salem likes to go in the bathroom and sing. Well, okay, she’s meowing, but it echoes in the bathroom and she does it for a long time. I think she just likes to hear herself meow. She likes for me to come in and scratch her ears and tell her she sounds wonderful.
Jack is the kitten. He likes cantelope. And peanut butter. And Coke. And toilet water. And the trash.

InternetLegend, your dog looks JUST like mine, except Charlie (my favorite puppy) has floppy ears. She’s crashed out, snoring, on my feet right now. She’s pretty floppy in general, actually…anytime you hug her, she just collapses, half closes her eyes, and practically purrs. Smart, too…we’ve been camping a lot lately and she figured out how to open the tent flaps (using the zipper) and helps collect firewood (actually getting sticks and laying them on our pile). I’m thoroughly convinced she’s the next Lassie and will save us from any danger coming our way.

Ach, makes me miss my (ok, not fair to say “my”… he’s more the “family” )doggie, Max. He’s a 14 year old golden retriever, and he stayed behind at my mom’s house when I moved in May.

He is honestly the most well-behaved dog I’ve ever encountered… so well-behaved that whenever I was doing a sewing project, and had fabric laid out on the floor, he’d actually walk around it rather than step on it.

When I go down to visit Mom, he stays by my side until the minute I leave. I love that dog. :slight_smile:

my kitty “sabrina” is lying on the chair behind me. she’s a sort of persian-looking , but not really because her sister in a litter of two is a generic grey tabby.

she is currently making an excellent attempt at looking like a fur-covered sack of warm custard.

The first time I read this, I thought, “Why would the dog want to eat the bags of an aged woman named Wendy? Why would the dog want to actually eat her kitties? And why does Wendy keep kitties just to hunt? What make hunting kitties different from ordinary kitties?” LOL!

Last weekend the wife and I were on our way to the movies to take a break from the realities of life when we accidentally came across the Pug Crawl in Lincoln Park. (For those who don’t know, the Pug Crawl occurs maybe once or twice a year in Chicago, basically all the bars in Lincoln Park issue a pug waiver, and pug owners from all over can bring their pugs and get drunk). It was two blocks or so of wiggly, snorting, sniffing pugs and they were all having a fine time, perfectly oblivious to the troubles in today’s world, content to sniff each other’s butts and poach the occasional discarded french fry. The pugs were too much fun. We decided to skip the movie and hang out wih them for the rest of the day. There were fawn ones, black ones and even ones whose owners made them wear costumes (there was an angel with wings and a pumpkin). Fantastic. Nothing like a smiling dog to brighten up your day.

the (somewhat startled?) expression on your face leads me to wonder if the picture was taken impromptu at an outrageously early hour, and if, in fact, you are naked from the waist down. Both of which are way bad for me to contemplate at this hour of the morning.

Whatever the case, that looks like my dog Lucky, who died more years ago than I care to remember, and who also liked the last drops of beer and farted in her sleep a lot. Trouble was she slept on my pillow. And thought she was a four pound kitten. And, believe it or not, wet nursed our real cat’s kittens! Damndest thing you ever saw, three kittens lined up suckling at a 40 lb overweight dog.

You’re right, Jar. The Dog is God’s lesson to us about how Love should work, IMHO.

b.

A puppy thread? A puppy thread! Oh joy! I can’t think of anything better. I will now talk about my Angus until everyone gets sick of me and walks away.

Angus is clearly the best dog ever. He is almost four months old now and he is my black labrador retriever baby. I usually think it’s cool to rescue pets…there are so many unwanted animals out there who need love, what’s the sense in getting some high-falutin’ pure bred beast? But then my dad bred his champion hunting dog who I love very much with another beautiful, perfect, prize-winning lab. And I accidentally was home when there were puppies in the barn and I accidentally fell in love with little Angus. I tried to resist his cute furry face and pudgy little puppy tummy, but it was impossible.

Angus can sit, lay down, stand, come, and get off on command. He is WAY ahead of all the other puppies in puppy class.

Everyone stop telling me he’s going to be gigantic!! I mean it! I don’t care if he IS as big as other dogs that are a month older than he is. I don’t care if his feet are three times the size of your hands. He is just an early bloomer, that doesn’t mean he’s going to get BIGGER than all the other dogs. He is petite! Get that through your heads!

Ahem. Angus does that thing where he tilts his little furry head like he’s trying to figure out what you’re saying. He brings me things from the house and he has a pet toad in the yard that he likes to play with. He’s a literary critic, as is evidenced by the books that he eats. Reading already! At his age!!

When things get rough, I like to take Angus to the pet store and let him pick out a treat or a toy. Then I like to take him to the dog park and let him attack all the Rottweilers and tell them who’s boss.

I would show everyone a picture of Angus the magnificent, but he won’t hold still long enough to have his photo taken. The only pictures I have of him are all blurry.

Still, there has been no puppy in the history of puppies as marvelous as Angus. I will now go give him a treat and all the lovin’ he wants.

-L

Oh The Damn Puppies
Puppies
we have no choice
Puppies
It’s our master’s voice
Puppies
They just multiply
Doggies
They never ask why
People
you could never see
Doggies
Are not what you wanna be

Puppies
They’re our little slaves
Doggies
They bind us to their ways
Fido
Is not a decent name
Spot
Is about the same
Heathcliff
Thinks he is such a smart cat
Lassie
Was even hipper than that
Puppies
Tell me why you ask?
Puppies
The damn things never last.

Sexy, I think ANYONE would learn to do that for you. And be pleased to do so!

b.