I think it was Rosencrantz.
Please. PLEASE! You’re not saying Nixon had a twin? :eek: :eek:
The airlines have taken Nail Clippers off the confiscated items list. Watch out all you pilot’s fingers!
Not sure about a twin, but she has a wife.
Excuse me, but what is the point of *Dating Naked *if all the bits are blurred out?
I would think Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikini/Speedo Dating would be much more provocative.
Now, naked speed dating, that would be interesting. 5 minutes with a naked stranger, then move on to the next one. Some guys would never be able to look a woman in the eye.
Or combine it with “Married At First Sight” and “Bridezilla”, and call it “Grizzly Bares”.
And now for something completely different…
A crow just flew past me holding part of a white cup. At first I thought I was looking at an incredibly small Bald Eagle.
Would the women be able to NOT look the man in THE EYE? :eek:
(I’m a bad burpo)
“Hi, I’m Al, glad to meet you.”
“Hi, I’m Sally, I see that…”
I’d watch that show.:eek:
Have you gone Cornholing lately?
Take your children today!
Last night I searched on the phrase “the dingo ate your baby”, and this morning I had an email from Amazon with the subject line “Dingo Dog Treats”.
Kinda spooky in more ways than one. :eek:
Wow, not what I thought it was at all! Thanks, Wikipedia!
Two scoops of baby in every box? :eek:
Years ago, at a tourist trap near Hungry Horse, the store had a Blue Heeler running around (herding the customers, I guess). It was just the sweetest dog, we wanted to take it home. Not related to dingos, AFAIK, but symbolic of the upside-down land.
I love being an adult. I’m eating Circus Peanuts for breakfast. Protein is a good start to the day, and there’s the added benefit of memory enhancement.
^ Circus Peanuts are made out of densely packed Kleenex.
I am 29. I have been 29 for decades. In a few years, I will have my 29th 29th birthday. Not really sure why, the first year I turned 29 was not all that great. I guess I was told never to trust anyone over 30 and I have always wanted to trust myself.
^ That’s not so silly 
. Achoooooo! CheshireKat, can I have one of your Circus Peanuts, please?
eschereal, you do realize that in the upside-down land you are 92 and have been 92 for decades? Oh, and Happy Birthday 8,464 times!
Burpo, I never share Circus Peanuts, sorry.
I’ll have to use my sleeve, then. *&^%, I’m wearing a tank top! :smack: