Who am I, Marie Antoinette? Of course she’d get bread, I’m not a TOTAL heel!
Good. I would like warm crusty bread slathered with butter followed by chocolate cake with chocolate fudge icing. Thank you.
And a pony, while I’m at it?
BTW, I’ll be having a big piece of KILLER chocolate cake this afternoon when I go out to lunch, and I will think fondly of all of you. 'Til it’s gone.
Well I plan on making my home-made chocolate cake with pecan fudge icing this afternoon. You pour the icing on while it’s warm, and it hardens into real fudge. It includes my “secret” ingredient (cinnamon) which makes it extra delicious. So 
<sniff> You’re not my friend, any more! 
so you put a slice of your chocolate cake between two slices of bread and have a cake sandwich? Try it with zucchini bread!
The cake didn’t happen! :mad: Choco cream pie instead; oh, woe is me :rolleyes: . It was fine.
A Poem, by Genry Hibson…
Oh Woe Betide Burpo The Mutt,
Who said he was to have chocky cake but,
Had a chocolote cream pie instead;
And not a slice to be seen of this fictitious “bread”.
[Dracula voice]“CHOC-late cake!”
Not even my thread and I’m immortalized! In a poim, yet! And not even on my tombstone! Oh, frabulicious day!
You are a fluke
Of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe
Is laughing
Behind your back
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ha ha!)
Wait, this isn’t speak to people in song lyrics. You’re purposely trying to confuse me with crossthreadanosity.
Melissa Manchester played piano and sang back-ups.
The shower head in the master bath has several dozen tiny holes for the water to rain down. Recently, I noticed a couple of the little streams were shooting off at weird angles. I turned off the water and, being blind as a bat, closely examined the shower head. Each little hole had a tiny amount of some crusty mineral-ish goop on it, causing the water to spew off in other directions. I cleaned off all the crust and now all the water flows the same. But the pressure is way down now because the crust constricted the flow and made the shower punchier.
The silly part? You read all this!
Mr. T says: “A Fool and his Teeth are soon parted!”
I KNEW Lumpy was Mr. T, I just KNEW it. All the signs were there.
Failed TV concepts #1147: “Candida Camera”.
Failed hip hop band: “Yeastie Boys”
Glad he’s not here to see this: “Clap for the Wolfman.”
Those guys were so cold, that is why they were never able to rise.