But their tunes were so infectious!
Dr. E. Vill: he’s evil!
I’ve been wanting to play this somewhere today, HERE IT IS:
When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape
With the help of his friend, an ape named Ape.
Then away he’ll schlep on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula stay in step.
George, George, George of the Jungle!
<Boom, boom! Boom-boom, ba-boom-boom!>
Shep’s a good doggie!
(This should have gone to the earworm thread)
Note George have two girls, Fella AND Ursula! George real swinger! Tooky Tooky!
Watch out for that–
(Oh, man, I forgot all about the T-T bird! Thanx, Prof.)
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
He fills his pants with stinky soup
And that’s why he’s Augustus Gloop-gloop-gloop!
Come with me, and you’ll be
In a world of mental retardation.
Jeffrey Beaner had a weiner
Nothin’ finer could be found
Took his weiner to the cleaner
OOPS - they shrunk it down a pound.
This is pure random silliness, right?
Ruth rode in my convertible
In the seat in back of me
I hit a bump at 65
And drove on Ruth-lessly
As I was walking up the stairs,
I passed a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
I think my meds aren’t working…
Psycho Simon slew a pieman
going to the fair
Who else did Psycho Simon slay
the day that he was there?
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer’s wife
She cut off their tales with a carving knife
Battered them up and fried them nice
And told her husband they were shoestring potatoes.
“Woof, woof! Don’t be a goof!”
“Honk honk, it’s the bonk!”
Sounds like Kelly’s Heroes.
What? There’s a test, now? Don’t be silly! Oh,…wait.
(Seriously, though, WTH with those quotes? Weird.)
SERIOUSLY? How can there be any rules or WTH in a thread with this title? 
Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop.
I’m sorry, I could have been clearer:
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttttttt!