I was wondering if anyone else reads AskNott as “ask naughty”. 
I’m still pondering bassoon animals. There’s money to be made.
Like this?
Since baboons have sunken cheeks, would they be able to play wind instruments?
BUT…couldn’t they find another way to make wind?
Do you have a fancy, animated graphic for THAT?
And I bothered asking. Please put them in the percussion section.
The shower is the second best place for inspiration:
I was hosing off a little while ago and, as I have a beard (and 'stache), I soap up the whole head. 99.9 times out of 100, I can keep my mouth shut (watch it, Chessie), but this time something went SNAFU and I sucked in some soap suds. All the way down; in my larynx, in my pharynx, on my epiglarynx. After a minute or two (or twenty) of coughing and retching, I was OK.
PLUS, my upper respiratory tract is now 99 and 44/100% pure!
“Fresh and ack ack clean as a whistle!”
OMG! If I had inhaled Irish Spring, we probably would not be having this exchange right now! Without OUIJA! :eek:
What does that mean in Martian?
My brand-new undershorts are biting into my thigh; AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!
I always wondered what ACK ACK meant, but I never would’ve guessed that.
Now you know what BILL the Kat was saying all those years.
I put too much corn in the popper, and now I’ve had a week’s worth of vegetable servings at one sitting. My pyramid is a kilter, but in a good way (I think).
Is this random and silly enough?
If you were to soak it in some sort of juice or sauce until it becomes a mushy mass, then you would have plopcorn.
If I hauled it to a movie set, I’d have propcorn.
I was going to make a comparison to baby food, but that sounded too much like a snack a woman might eat during a thorough pelvic exam.
So, you’re suggesting the joke would’ve been…too corny?