You know who else has a smoky voice? Sam Elliott.
Sure, but the mustache would tickle and he would look terrible in a bikini…
Friday! My beer light is on and I have a 6 pack of Warthog waiting patiently for my tender ministrations after work.
You are SO nice to your beverages.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you’re upside-down.
If you wash your hair with realpoo instead of shampoo, you’ll have a doo-doo 'do.
Ever wonder why we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
I was sad, for I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet, so I took his shoes.
That’ll learn 'im!
What does your elbow taste like?
You could grate it into a frying pan and find out. Let us know…
n/m
Probably like whatever is on my desk, when my head is propped up in my hands.
I’ve always wondered – when someone double-posts, why do they always edit out the first post, not the second? That looks so strange to me, but everyone does it that way. Seriously, I’m thinking of applying for a government grant to study this puzzling phenomenon.
Hmmm. This is a test.
Hmmm. This is a test.
<sitting here counting to 60>
61*
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People other than Police who Solve Murders:[ul][li]Private Detectives[]Pathologists[]Defense Attorneys[]Insurance Investigators[]Reporters[]Mystery Writers[]Gentleman Amateurs[*]Nosy Little Old Ladies[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
Just discovered another one: The Post-Murder Cleaning Crew
(although as presented there’s a semi-rational basis: they’re friends with a homicide detective who doesn’t have the budget or manpower to investigate supposedly “open and shut” cases. They pass tips on to him, he gets the credit and in exchange they get referrals from the department.)
How about the Warren Commission?
^ You keep your nose out of my Owsla.
Is that anything like Owsley, the best acid there was?