Well this is how they depicted (NSFW) Evil Minnie Mouse[spoiler]http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0612_bad_disney/2.jpg.[/spoiler] I can’t imagine what Jessica Rabbit would look like on that scale.
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Not Jessica Rabbit, but I will gladly pay you Tuesday
Jessica Rabbit IRL.
Literature: A young Jewish man comes of age in New York City.
NEW YORK CITY? Get a rope!
I have been have weird dreams lately. This quasi-venerable clean-cut country musician is telling his wife about this great check-cashing place that only asks for 2 pieces of ID and only charges 5%; so she says, “Why are you using a check cashing service when we have accounts in at least three banks where they will do that for you at no charge?”
I thought, you know, that could be one of a series of “Don’t Be Stupid” PSAs.
Then it occurred to me. Subtext. Why was he using a check cashing service? Hmmm …
“Fiddle-Dee-Dee!” said <name> as <city> burned.
- [Ms. Scarlett],[Atlanta]
- [Nero],[Rome]
- [FEMA Director Michael D. Brown],[New Orleans]
While playing Geoguessr I found a location in Botswana called “Nata Bird Sanctuary.” I guess that means there’s no birds there?
So what is it, then?
A punk band with Late Nite Talk Show Host Craig Ferguson and Doctor Who Peter Capaldi.
Liquid Squid- 2 quid.
A man’s reach should exceed his grasp, else what’s a heaven for?"
Browning obviously didn’t read Fantastic 4 as a kid…
The New York Times needs to read Eats Shoots & Leaves:
Oh no! Not economists!
Crap! I’ve been telling that panda joke for years, I had a 5-minute version of it once upon a time. Guess I have to stop, now, or I’ll get sued. 
Imagine a culture of economists…<shudder> It wold be like living inside CNN 24/7.
Economists obviously come from Golgafrincham.
I got my wife good, this morning. She was on the phone making a doctor appointment. The phone speaker was on. I heard the receptionist asking a list of questions: Name?–she responded; Doctor’s name?–she responded; Birthday?–
I was just passing behind her and mumbled I don’t know the doctor’s birthday, I just met him the one time. The wife says I d–, whips around and throws daggers at me with her eyes.
Predator meets Jurassic Park
Herbie meets Fast and Furious