On the way home, I saw a sign that said, “Home Cooking,” so I called the fire department!
You’re a police officer charged with moving three prisoners from a police van into a holding cell: A woman shoplifter, a straight rapist, and a gay rapist. You can only safely move one prisoner at a time between the van and the holding cell. If you leave the straight rapist and the woman together unsupervised he’ll rape her; and if you leave the gay rapist and the straight rapist together unsupervised, he’ll rape him (The gay rapist has no interest in women). How can you move the three prisoners to the holding cell without any of them getting raped?
You take the SR to the cell and leave him.
You go back to the van alone and take the WS to the cell and leave her.
You take the SR back to the van, leave him there and take the GR to the cell and leave him.
You go back alone and take the SR to the cell.
You just beat the rapists senseless and move the prisoners in whatever order is easiest. From what we have been hearing on the news about cops, that seems like the most likely approach.
In case anyone didn’t get it it’s a parody of the fox-chicken-bag of grain puzzle
Somebody posted this picture and it made me very angry. I mean, I want my rainbow butterfly unicorn kittens to be at least believable.
Does anyone else see the mistake I see?
The butterfly wings are upside down! Da noive!
Words of WizDum #343:
“Never turn your back on a dwarf with a tire iron”
Excellent post/username combo!
Snakes on a plane on a treadmill
Sam Jackson, right? Go the f**k to sleep!!
My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, “You’re being charged with being good in bed…”
After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
**^ Well, you ARE entitled to a speedy trial.
Last night, MY wife said, "Go the fk to sleep!"
(OMG, I’m not married to [Del]Laurence Fishburne[/Del] Sam Jackson, am I?)
When Harry Potter dies, will he be buried in Potter’s Field?
Astronomers have homed in on the strong radio signals arriving from distant star systems. They are originating atthe microwave oven in the break room
Was that the Charlie Sheen movie or the Jodie Foster movie?
The father of one of the band members was in the group Bread.
From Mister Boffo:
“Dog, fetch my slippers.”
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"I take it then that “arf” means “no.”
(Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit! Please show Jessica Rabbit!)