Pure random silliness thread?

If they ever get it unstuck and running, I’ll put up Big Berthaagainst the Bagger 288.

Enola, I’m trying to imagine that turned into a Transformer… and now,“Bay-splosions!

ISIS needs to be destroyed

Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed

The Destroyers Will Be Destroyed

Destroyed Android

The Paranoid That Destroyed The Noid

Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!

This is a real thing?
On the plus side, you can look like Bane while shaving, I guess.

I wonder if George Thorogood has an opinion on this matter.

Thank you, swampspruce; I have been debating for years re going from full beard to goatee–this settled it. Welder’s mask!

Musicless Video

A comment:

Best tap dance routineever in the history of tap dancing.

:eek:

Next time would you please warn a person that the video is gross and disgusting? I got a horrible eyeful before I was able to close down my window. :frowning:

^ The silly thing: I’m sure I’m not the only person to yank my head out of the way so I wouldn’t get splattered.

In descending order:
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[li]Lamprey eels[/li][li]Slugs[/li][li]Leeches[/li][li]Tapeworm[/li][li]Smurfs[/li][/ul]

I’ll be washing blue dye out of my smurf for a month” – Bernadette Wolowitz.

Oh, mother-smurfer!” - Robot Chicken

You must have the best 3D monitor in the world! :smiley:

So Real, It’s like being there!

I stopped playing the Smurf drinking game with my buddies when the episode about the smurf who smurfed smurf came on and we all came down with a mild case of alcohol poisoning. True Story.

That’s called a Torii and it’s actually the topknot of one of those Godzilla-type monsters that Japan never seems to run out of.

So I was comin’ up IH-10, still a good fifteen miles out of Houston, and I saw a sign that said, “Clean Rest Rooms.”

By the time I got into Houston, I’d cleaned 147 rest rooms…

As I pulled up to Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airport, I saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” so I went home.