That just made my day!
You’ve won a picture ofRipple!
Some people have “emotional lactose intolerance” towards cheesiness in books and movies.
There is no bottom to the depths of evil depravity people will plumb
“Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons,
Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons
Oh bring us some Figgy Newtons
And a glass of root beer”.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas
And when you walk down the street
Say, “Hello” to friends you know
By sending them a Tweet.
I’m dreaming of a wet christmas
Just like the one we had last year
With winds relentless
And rain that’s endless
White clouds sodden with good cheer
Joy to the world the teacher’s dead!
We barbecued her head!
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty,
And round and round it goes,
And round and round it goes,
And round and round and round it goes.
What do we want?
Time Travel!
When do we want it?
Whenever!
The company changed its holiday format; the pilgrim is gone (for now). Didn’t want to look like an idiot in the eyes of future generations.
I wonder if that thing is good enough for yellow jackets and wasps, I so hate those pointy bastards.
Hey, rabbit owners! Looking for an earworm to drive you stark raving crackers? Try putting the word “Bunny” in the appropriate places in this song. Then try putting the song out of your head.
Have a nice day! 
What a fine idea! Absolutely capital! I am going to consult my notes and find my old banana bird joke and prepare it properly to post in this thread. But, the one thing I would really love to contribute is my own variation or version of “Pig Latin”.
I don’t know just how many people reading this thread will know or understand what Pig Latin means or what it’s about. But, when I was growing up into puberty, I learned about this really dumb approach that some people had to talkng with each other so that no one else would understand. It was called “Pig Latin” because it sounded something like Latinl
The way it works is …
and …
Pig Latin is really very simple. I have a similar approach and here is how it works:
You take any word and take the first letter and add the vowel sound “ee” after the first letter. Then, add the consonant “z” followed by the rest of the letter. So, for example, the word “ball” is pronounced “beezall”. The word “jungle” is pronounced “jeezungle”. Very simple. But if you practice a little and have a friend and you both know this approach, if a third person doesn’t know how it works, you might be able to fool them for a few minutes and they will think you are both real fools - at least for a few minutes. Turns out, it’s kind of fun when you are out drinking or you get a little high. It’s a little fun for a bit. The best part is that quite a few words sound very insulting.
Like … “fuck” becomes “feezuck” and “Fuck it” can be translated as “Feezuck it!”. The best part is when you use words that apply when you are angry or kind of frustrated. I will leave it to you to feezigger some of the better words. I have found that some words just get steezuck in your heezead and there is jeezust nothing you keezan deezoo about that!
Good Leezuck to all of you and I heezope you have some feezun!
Oh. I need a name for it. I think I’ll call it Neezet Speezeak. Meezaybe.
Heezark! Yezee meezother feezuckers!
atthay oesn’tday oundsay ikelay ethay igpay atinlay iyay earnedlay asay ayay idkay
Anyone remember the 1970’s show Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman? I now imagine the eponymous call in the title credits being “Eric Cartman, Eric Cartman!”
Yes, that’s all well and good, but getting back to the Pig Latin debate, Charlie Wayne has stumbled onto the (once believed lost) AD 3rd century French bastard-Latin dialect, while eschereal is, of course, utilizing the 7th century BC Italian Latino-Porco that most of the world is familiar with.
(I wanna see these two get into a dual Pig Latin debate)
с чему языком?
Sorry, I don’t read Cryllic.
Damn straight; I’m surprised you had to ask.
When I go to the Asia Market I enjoy snacking on a bag of Sheng Wah Ginger Candy.
Dragon Face
Bamboo Pole
Little Mouse
Heinie Hole
SHENG WAH
