^ Jeezum Crow! You just gave away the ending!
After nearly 18 months for this thread, the odds of me being ninja’d are quite high, but I cannot resist telling you that I have seen a catalog for … wait for it… catalogs!
This morning, I tumbled to a piece of history that had never occurred to me before, but first:
- My wife has a “swear word” she uses frequently,
- My wife is Slovakian and damn proud of it.
Ever wonder why that area of the world is always being invaded, conquered, assimilated, what-have-you? Picture this: an army is rolling up to the Slovakian border. The Slovaks are lined up to repel; as they charge into skirmish, the battle cry (swear words, epithets, expletives, etc.) from a thousand mouths assaults the invaders:
"JEEZ-O PETE’S!"
If that were Russian, it would sound vaguely like “life is drinking”.
A British police procedural where everyone has smutty/ insulting names, and no comment is ever made on it:
“Mr. Buggermonkey? I’m Chief Inspector Smallpenis, and this is my partner Sargent Shitpants”.
Well, Sam Spade would have typically been referred to as a private dick. Which would make police detectives public dicks. Which is kind of illegal in most places.
Odd not to find that sort of thing in a novel by Philip K. Dick.
I posted this over in a thread called “How Are You?”:
Despite the sun going down too early, I feel like singing:
Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwww are you? How-how, how-how.
(I really wanna know.)
(By my favorite band The How.)
I just drank whiskey; I feel good.
^ Of course you do; whiskey is one of the Brown liquors!
(Welcome to The Dope!)
Is a Brown Liquor like a brown noser? I’ve heard of liquors having a good nose. Also, I heard this one dyke bar was full of Lesbian Liquors, but they seem to have the same booze as everyone else.
When it comes to women…
…there’s no accounting for taste.
Tim Curry Does the Rock.
Morlocks: Opinión
Salt Monster: http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/0/6/6/9/4/9/Salt-monster-46246874203.jpeg
jus’ sayin…
What a terrible thing it is to wake up with the pun. I was thinking about a programming language called C. It is a highly popular language, which is kind of hard to understand, because it is clunky, has some confusing symbology and encourages the sort of software design that leads to viruses and malware. So why does it seem to be everywhere? I concluded it must be because all the other languages are not C.
Which was still better than the South American pack animal with 3 crossed tuning forks tattooed on its side.
Donkey fat: It occurred to me today that if you had an authentic Central Asian recipe that required donkey fat, how terribly difficult it would be to obtain.
Oh, and you shouldn’t ask “do you have any ass grease?”
Weather warmed up a bit. Got up on the roof to look for any signs of damage from that windstorm a few weeks ago. The roof was covered with magic flying reindeer turds. Fucking jerks, always on my roof. What is with them, anyway. And geez, as it thaws, that is some stinky shit.
In Star Wars, which one of the droids is named OB-1?
OTOH, the US of A is awash in ass fat. Could this be a new income stream for liposuction clinics?
And the cry went up from every home in America, “Mommy, this tastes like shit!”
Dr. Jackson’s Ass Fat[sup]TM[/sup] – Look for it on your grocer’s can!