‘Female Viagra’ Only Modestly Increases Sexual Satisfaction, Study Finds
Which makes me imagine the following one-panel cartoon:
Two guys are naked in the gym shower. Both are old, fat, bald, ugly, and have tiny dicks. One is saying to the other “My wife just isn’t interested in sex anymore; do they have a pill for that?”
Went down to the sea-shore this past weekend. Went on a dolphin cruise. Saw a mess of dolphins.* There was a trough–full of sea-water–in the middle of the boat where the crew would put critters they netted. The leader IDed one as a spider crab. I wanted to see a reaction from someone, anyone, so I sang:
Spider crab, spider crab, does whatever a spider crab does…
Nuthin.
I believe that was the droid tasked with facilitating live births. Why, was that the droid you were looking for?
National Doughnut Day. I have a FWD car. Very frustrating, I am not sure I can properly celebrate.
flag -> fag
war -> whore
I’m through with doughnuts. They make me laugh, cough, and my skin sloughs off.
Anyone want these rough, tough doughnuts I bought?
I bough to the master. :smack:
Vyizzer zomanimor orzizaziz zanzeris orziz?
– Old Slavic Proverb
Why is there so many more horses asses than there is horses?
When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,
“Hey, hey where is the sun and the tide?..”
Hey, General Steele, how’s that promotion working out for you, you loon?
Any salad can be a Cæsar salad if you stab it enough times.
Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is “rain”, the fire is “fire”,
And they call the wind, “wind”…
The woman in the jury marshaling room told us it was lunchtime and proceeded to list a bunch of restaurants in the area. One was a Vietnamese noodle soup place, and she was able to say the word for the soup, but she could not bring herself to say the name of the restaurant, “Phở King”.
Happy Saint Patricks Day. I laughed hysterically after picturing the Incredible Hulk in a leprechaun suit.
My apartment’s mailbox area has a slot which is labeled “Outgoing Mail.” I’m tempted to add a second slot and label it “Shy Mail.”
What’s the opposite of suffering? Sadism! Causing suffering instead of experiencing it!
One of Tolkien’s elves named Gil-Ligan.
Hobbit foot shampoo: leaves your instep hair soft and silky!
When I was younger, my friends and I would entertain ourselves by finding a small corner grocery store, then driving around the block over and over. Each circuit, one of us would exit the vehicle, walk in the store, and without a word, purchase a two-liter of Mountain Dew and a can of Spam. Lather, rinse, repeat for a station wagon full of high-school sophomores.
I think I’m going to start playing the lottery. I’m going to use the numbers 8, 6, 7, 5, 30 with 9 as the power ball.
